@Internet_TLCM "I like feeling the sun on me during the day, but I also like how peaceful night time can feel when I look at the stars."
"Ha, idiot doesn't realize those are different times of day."
@42069volshebnik "Yo, I heard Radiohead sometimes smokes weed to make music. I bet if I smoke high concentration shit all day every day and play video games and look at porn I'll be churning out million dollar albums in no time."
@antislave1 Some guns you can throw when they're loaded and it's fine. They really idiotproof a lot of modern firearms because they inevitably end up in the hands of retards.
And I mean this without a hint of irony: God Bless America for that. Even idiots get to defend themselves.
@DelusionPosting Those dang violent right wingers, getting offended by words. What's so offensive about joking about my opponents getting Kirk'd? Harmless humor, really.
@GenericSnarky Ever concerned for the youth, the UK will be limiting teens to ten push ups per day, lest their fitness bring shame to peers who struggle to meet higher standards.