Yim Yames

Bringing you all of the honest, rude and forbidden thoughts i want to say... but my family member facebook friends won't let me.

[Yim Yames @guiltynotions]

#mymomshusband legitimately does not know when his actual birth date is.

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#mymomshusband said he would live in a storage container to save money when he moves here. Yes he was serious.. and yes he actually would.

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#mymomshusband was LITERALLY a niggah in Paris on his way to Africa.

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UPDATE: #mymomsboyfriend is now #mymomshusband. He is currently in Africa. Yeah, don't get excited.. he's coming back.

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@ADELiCi0US thank you!

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Congratulations to @evilbatduck, @mell61, @p_dickinson, @guiltynotions and @jonathonstanger for winning our #MarginCall competition!

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@KimKardashian You already have one. You're fat.

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@tyrabanks @brooklynnets you mean you want a dick, or two.

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@ladygaga are you still fat?

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@ParisHilton let's make out.

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@jeremypiven which role is more difficult to get into character for? Mr. Selfridge or Ari Gold? I love them both!

[Scott Stratten @unmarketing]

Twitter isn't going to charge, Southwest isn't giving away flights. Stop clicking and being easy prey for scammers.

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@hmvtweets: RT to win a SIGNED copy of blu-ray #MarginCall DVD is currently only £8 in our Big Sale! http://t.co/n8kFzKvy #hmvParamountSale

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As I was putting on my coat to leave work, #mygaycubemate informed me: "If you want to look FIERCE you should pop that collar!"

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Finally. After searching for a way to remove #Snooki from the human race.. My wish was granted. Put her in a ball and drop her from the sky.

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The creation of The iPhone and iPod Touch, were designed to prevent you from ever actually falling asleep while laying in your bed. Ever.

[Rob Baedeker @robbaedeker]

First, paramedics nearly run me over 2 get 2 old lady in dairy aisle; THEN, xcuse me, what kinda b-shit grocery store doesn't sell kites?

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Your friend's birthday.. The day your entire Facebook news feed is flooded with fake birthday wishes from people they never even talk to.

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If #theoffice had stopped after season 4, I feel the world could avoid one trainwreck each week.

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Among the iTunes library of #mygaycubemate are the likes of Cher, Madonna, Britney Spears, Adam Lambert, and Lady Gaga just to list a few..