Theo

That voice inside your head that tells you to 𝐬͟𝐮͟𝐫͟𝐫͟𝐞͟𝐧͟𝐝͟𝐞͟𝐫͟ 𝐚͟𝐥͟𝐥͟ 𝐜͟𝐨͟𝐧͟𝐭͟𝐫͟𝐨͟𝐥͟.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Don't be sad. Honestly I treat everything like it's my toy.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

I kept saying hi and disappearing. So one more time, hi. What’s up?

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

What’d i miss?

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Oh well, i did disappear again haha. Hello?

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Oh well, i did disappear again haha. Hello?

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

A need

[deertgirl @deertgurl]

"your gf has u on a leash"

yeah and i bark for treats too

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

This is so true.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

@hathorealism Oh the lobotomy, still searching for who does them in this day and age

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Hi, out of respect to those who believe, this account won't be posting stuff until the months over. But if you want it, I am still creating stuff, only in private.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

I want to be so obsessed with you that the thought of you never ever leaves my mind.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Me and who.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

This. This is heaven.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Can you be obsessed with me? To want me as much as I want you?

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Monday.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

I have the feeling that the universe fucked up and knew it immediately when it created love. So it gave us sex and lust as an apology.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Sorry for being sentimental on the timeline.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

A need. Please.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

@hathorealism What a life, isn't it. 😂

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

You know what, maybe it's just not for me. Need to remember that saint Valentine is also the patron of mental illness.

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

@derubymi Top three things to watch of all times. Normal people, fleabag, and this. Honorable mention goes to "her".

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

Time for comfort movie.

https://t.co/jxRMUhxVaR

[Theo @guiltypleasour]

@hathorealism Oh let's Speedrun it to the point it all goes wrong and everything is collapsing. Psh.

I have three things to recommend : normal people, marriage story, and fleabag. Watch all three and you already get the complete experience.