güingüin0

[güingüin0 @guinguin0]

Soy como Shakira, no hago más que defraudar.

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

Which is like 90% of what is being evaluated in interviews btw

[Azraël (עזראל) 🐉 @EmiliaDecaudin]

If you’re in the audience of a Rieu concert and the performance makes you cry you are spiritually a car dealership owner

[Reductress @Reductress]

I LIVED IT: I Looked Really Pretty and No One Was Around

[CatK 🚩⚒️ @MirBdn]

Casi 300.000 pepinos un piso de 75 m2 en Huesca

[abel @abeldeviaje]

la unión europea

[🏹 dante/francis .✦ ݁˖ @kurtcitos]

feliz dia al evento que causó que cada persona que entre a mi casa se quede como 3 minutos muy sorprendida porque por algún motivo mis padres tienen un cuadro enorme de las torres gemelas explotando

[Zoska 🐴 🦈 @TotallyNotZoska]

Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.

[samu 🪤 @SamuRodriguez5]

leonor cuando acabe la carrera y tenga que esperar 6 meses a que su padre le firme el título mientras se lo cruza en casa sin hacer nada

[Tijdij @Tiijdij]

Prolly this i think

[Hard Coffee / Loveless @GaGaBarber]

Thinking about this

[mrsmeeer @mrsmeeer]

verdeliss?

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I’ve been obsessed with this song and video for years. The only true post-structuralist pop song, just an ouroboros eating its own tail.

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

Spotify have been trying to get me to add Andromeda by Weyes Blood to my playlist for three years

[ummm….. @b00chiespit]

I bet the people trying to read were pissed

[Nata$za B @KeshaNatasza]

Rzeszów Trans vs Warszawa Trans

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

I’m watching Lord of the Rings and all I can think about is how the horses wouldn’t have known they were featuring in a film and how they must have gone home each day and thought,
WTF just happened.

[John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd]

in the uk, major infrastructure projects have to work around things harry potter fans made up