Guinness

Boyfriend to one, owner to two, Monkeyman to all. Still possesses all vestigial organs. Co-founder of #Twarts.

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@RoyalMail been living at my house for over a year now & I still don't appear on online 'find my address' results. Do you fix this?

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#PlayStationLive Fire Arrow

[Leonardo Hotels UK & Ireland | Formerly Jurys Inn @leohotelsukire]

Giving away 3 free 1 night stays for the day that's in it. RT & follow to #win #randomactofkindnessday #freebiefriday #friyay #fridayfeeling

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Good luck to #Trump starting his new https://t.co/Wogee48BBM will mainly be about finding the toilets & completing his mandatory elearning.

[Winmau @Winmau]

In recognition of @Dannynoppert reaching the Lakeside finals🙌, simply RT and LIKE for a chance to win his darts + Blade5 Dual Core 🎯👊

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@Channel4 @All4 Urgh you're not putting it on are you?

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@Channel4 @All4 Howay I'm like the likely lads here. I'm avoiding Facebook so the results aren't spoilt. When are the darts on All4?

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@Channel4 when will this afternoons #darts be on 4od?

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@AlanCarr Giz a grand. I owe barclaycard a mint #Christmasdebt

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@DT_Darlington Guinness ready for our Christmas jumper party. Adopted 4 years ago

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@heartnortheast crash A1 South bound near Teams

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Win a gin advent calendar - go! https://t.co/41CTjWD2Lv

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@GuinnessUK I have a surge mock pump that I got from pub that was closing. Are you going to keep making surge cans?

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@GuinnessIreland I have a surge mock pump that I got from pub that was closing. Are you going to keep making surge cans?

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Good luck to @Duzza180 and @wolfiedarts at the #gsod this weekend. 🎯🎯🎯

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@WebboxPetFood I would recommend @DT_Darlington who do some amazing work with mind boggling large volumes of dogs every year

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My favourite 3 brands in this offer are JustEat, Ted Baker & Debenhams https://t.co/MpEe0R0Pk5 #ItsANectarSurprise

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@E4Tweets loved 1st episode of blackish, more please

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#isitok that John bishop nearly fell over and got 3 pricks in his arse? (Watch the pumpkin smashing video back)

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@jonoread Aww they didn't meet up again #firstdates gutted