Guinness Gals

Party hard. Be Irish. Drink Guinness.

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I'm not a "beer person".

Really?
Did you actually just say that to me? #HowToGetRejected

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Let's gooooooooooooooo

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Six is for chicks. #guinnessgals

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How can I measure 18 inches?...my dick? Ya that's good.

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Hi ho Jose Silver.

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Fried food and strawberry daiquiris. #springbreak

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I'm peeing myself. Just let it happen. @cnuge3

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It's 5 o'clock somewhere. #springbreak #Vbbd

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Fresh prince drinking games.

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#thatawkwardmoment after you shotgun when you don't know if you're going to burp or projectile vomit.

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I salute every 24 hour bagel place owner who opened shop in the same vicinity as a college campus. You genius, genius fucks.

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Everyone was surprised when I showed up to work this morning without a hangover...am I proud of that? Ya. I'm pretty proud of that. #GG

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I write people papers and they pay me
In alcohol. Getting drunk never felt so nerdy. #iloveit #GG

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Q: "what are ya doing this weekend?" A: "doesn't matter, I'm not going to remember." #GG

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#SometimesYouHaveTo mix tequila, Guinness and whiskey...I mean you don't have to but how was I gunna say no?

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Mondays are against my religion.

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Irish vs. Italian Beer Olympics this weekend = I'm going to lose a lot of Italian friends this weekend. #GG

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My burp just tasted like whiskey. #GG

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Everything smells like beer. #GG

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#ExcusesGuysMake "I had like 4 beers before you got here"...ya Lmk when you're ready to accept that im drinking you under the table, babe.