Guy Fox

I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the U. S. of America, and to the Republic, for which it stands, One Nation, Indivisible with Liberty and Justice for All.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@SenatorHagerty @POTUS In just Nine Months, Trump pardoned a convicted narcoterrorist dictator, murdered fisherman he claimed were drug runners, without due process, started 2 illegal wars, drove gas from $1.85 to $5 gallon, and kept #TrumpEpsteinFiles off the frontpage news.

Good for you, Bill.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@SpeakerJohnson @POTUS Trump loves the Commies: Putin, Xi, Kim. 🥰

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@SpeakerJohnson @POTUS Apple pie, Baseball, Moms, Chevrolets, and Dolly Parton?

Or McDonalds, UFC, Epstein, $5/gal gas and Donald Trump?

I choose Dolly.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@StevenCheung47 Not even Dolly Parton could have said it better. ⬆️

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@SpeakerJohnson Reminder:

Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and both Dakotas have all turned. Donald Trump Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. "Trump" has a NEGATIVE Net Approval rating in 47 out of 50 states (48 out of 51 if you include Canada).

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@SecRubio @StateDept Huge Deal for Lil Marco: Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and both Dakotas have all turned. Trump Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. "Trump" has a NEGATIVE Net Approval rating in 47 out of 50 states (48 out of 51 if you count Canada).

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@MonicaCrowley 🌊 MOMENTOUS: Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and both Dakotas have all turned. Donald Trump Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. "Trump" has a NEGATIVE Net Approval rating in 47 out of 50 states (48 out of 51 if you include Canada).

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@PeteHegseth @POTUS 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tennessee, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and both Dakotas have all turned. Donald Trump Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. "Trump" has a NEGATIVE Net Approval rating in 47 out of 50 states (48 out of 51 if you include Canada).

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@WhiteHouse 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump Net Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. Somebody needs to update this graphic. Trump is underwater now in 47 of 50 states. TN, KY, SD, OK, ND have turned, all he has left is:

Wyoming +14
Idaho +7
West Virginia +6

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

Donald Trump Net Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. Somebody needs to update this graphic.
Trump is underwater now in 47 of 50 states. TN, KY, SD, OK, ND have turned, all he has left is:

Wyoming +14
Idaho +7
West Virginia +6

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@RepLuna Donald Trump Net Approval Rating is falling faster than a Russet Potato in a Coal Mine. Somebody needs to update this graphic.
Trump is underwater now in 47 of 50 states. TN, KY, SD, OK, ND have turned, all he has left is:

Wyoming +14
Idaho +7
West Virginia +6

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

White House Director of Office of Management and Budget, Russell Vought, testifies in Congress that the trillion dollar costs related to changing names of bodies of water to Gulf of America and Lake America, that the Department of Education and National Parks are hereby Closed.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@WhiteHouse Lake America is officially on the map.

What's next?

Lake Erie is now Lake Trump.
Lake Huron is now Lake Independence.
Lake Michigan is now Lake Natalie.
Lake Superior is now Lake Tariff.

No more HOMES mnemonic for schoolkids.

From now on it's TAINT. 🇺🇸🦅

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@SecretaryBurgum @USGS Shouldn't you be doing something useful Secretary Doug Burgum, like raking our forests?

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@WhiteHouse ALSO:
Ontario,California is now America, California
Paris, Texas is now America, Texas
London Kentucky is now America, Kentucky
Toledo, Ohio is now America, Ohio
Melbourne, Florida is now America, Florida
Waterloo, New York is now America, New York
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@WhiteHouse If you think about it, we have the Dick of America.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@PenguinSix Swamp slime. Get out while you still can.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@DOWResponse @SecWar Secretary of Wha!?

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@DeptVetAffairs But the VA will conveniently forget the other 2,452 American military members who died in Afghanistan, and the 4,492 in Iraq, and the 18 killed in yet another illegal war on Iran, in order to make a political message.

[Guy Fox @GuiseFaux]

@karolineleavitt Dolly Parton was the antithesis of everything you and Donald Trump stand for. There's not a chance either one of you will be seeing her in Heaven.