The Chook

Sarcastic Weegie bastard

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Spoonerist nightmare

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@WingsScotland The team with Williams beat the team with MacAllister. Could be a home international from 150 years ago

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Uruguay couldnae win a raffle today, that they've won two World Cups is amazing, even if it was 100 years ago when maybe eight countries played football, and half of them didn't do internationals. The record still stands. It's like how the last team to beat Spain was Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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5. European films are in German, French, Czech, Spanish, English. Indian films are in Hindi, Telegu, Tamil, Malayalam, also English

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Watched some Indian films, here is what I learned:

1. Don't mess with nani,

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4. Lots of talking, mainly languages I don't understand,

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Chronic sarcasm towards my superiors has held me back a couple of times in the workplace. Can't wait till it gets recognised as a condition then I can start climbing that greasy pole

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@anon_opin Driving all night is pretty good if you want to get anywhere without hours sat in traffic

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@WingsScotland Cape Verde put up more of a fight against Argentina

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@anon_opin See now, people just need to wear a sharp suit with them and folk will think they are in Kingsman

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@anon_opin My neighbour once put one of those passive aggressive notes on the windscreen of an ambulance parked outside her house. A fucking AMBULANCE

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That thing when Scotland have been out the World Cup finals for so long, you're surprised to discover its still going.

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It's an expensive business being a Scotland fan during the world cup. All those flags you've got to buy. Scotland, then Ghana, Panama, Croatia, Congo, Mexico, Norway, Argentina...

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@StephenFleming The age for drinking is too high in America, young people might as well be living in a caliphate. The driving age is probably right, but I'd limit the power and size of vehicles for under 21s. Do insurance companies charge crippling premiums to teenagers with large/fast vehicles?

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@Birdyword You can't really have a sporting rivalry if it takes five hours drive to go piss on someone's doorstep. Rivals need to live in the next door neighbourhood. And without proper rivals, you don't get decent chants.

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@fesshole Sweary women - massive turn on

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@anon_opin Yeah I'm not telling a room full of comedy fans how attractive I find Kirstie Allsopp

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@overlandertheb1 Reading this winds me up. Sounds like it's the same entitled incompetents who squandered Yes money, strangled a healthy post-ref movement to death, and stitched up Salmond. All the same people, all answerable to the chief mammy. And they're still running the country.