Samwise.

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[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

TikTok adverts on YouTube make me want to gouge my fucking eyes out

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I love how music can take you to another place. This pub is playing Ed Sheeran, so I’m going to another pub.

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

Making a grand return to Twitter to remind everyone how monumentally shambolic @StagecoachEScot are. Over an hour standing at Edinburgh’s west end and no sign of either of the Glenrothes buses (X54 or X59). 👏🏼🥇👏🏼 🏆

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@theousherwood @LBC That’s not true though, is it?

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@StantonWarriors @Sue_Paterson

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@BobIrving66 1/10 for IMDBob on this occasion 👎🏼

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@SignatureEntUK @Sue_Paterson 😂

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@elliegoulding @MarkRonson @diplo @tiktok_uk @tiktok_us RIP headphone users 🙏🏼

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@Sue_Paterson It’s the boy right at the start, muttering ‘fuck off’ under his breath 😂

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@BobIrving66 You love the OT dinnae lie

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@BobIrving66 We had it on for five minutes and burst out laughing at how unbelievably shite it was

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@dufcacademy @dundeeunitedfc @Lee_Ewen thought we were getting a mighty comeback there 😂

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@chrishoy @GoZwift @DoddieGump Should probably get out of bed 🤒😂

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@leonie_mcrae Brutal eh 😭😂

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@007 @astonmartin @Sue_Paterson wow so soon 🥲

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

@Adam_Teach81 @chrishoy @GoZwift @DoddieGump Shouldn’t be, 698 at the moment.

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

Brilliant. Looking forward to getting chapped into this tomorrow morning! 🚵🏼💪🏼

[Mark Beaumont @MrMarkBeaumont]

Here are the links you need

Join @chrishoy & yours truly for a spin tomorrow morning at 9.45am

https://t.co/J3C0svTIy2

& make sure you’ve joined #TeamEdinburgh at https://t.co/5bslESbGYt

@DavyZyw @hamishwatson7 @EilidhBarbour @ViewFromCamera @MNDoddie5 @DoddieGump @GoZwift

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

Aff it

[Samwise. @guitarmansam]

Few things more soul crushing than picking the wrong drive thru queue in McD’s 😒