gulaggang

Glenstal memes..... but on Twitter

[gulaggang @gulaggang1]

You won’t get an std anyway cause nobody’s shagging you ugly bastard

[gulaggang @gulaggang1]

@w1ndzOr I have tickets for sale if you’re interested?

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It takes a real man to admit Justin Bieber makes the best Christmas songs

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You were never a thing just jumped on the band wagon

[Glenstal Plutocratic Party @GASPlutocracy]

Hey @gulaggang1 @RedGlenstal, Just a quick question are we still a thing or is it time to hand the boots up. Yours sincerely, The establishment

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I can’t wait till they legalize outside

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Why didn’t they call me to show up the White House. #IcouldHaveStopped911

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Santa gave me a forklift for Christmas

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Will hates the Retarded Community and Bridges in that order

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Make your youth fun gents. If you can’t afford a dog get a hoe. There is no price too high for a hoe

[gulaggang @gulaggang1]

Be useless so no bitch can use you

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Your dick only seems small to her if she’s seen a lot of other ones. Thus, she’s a hoe, and that’s a her problem not a you problem

[gulaggang @gulaggang1]

Always remember that your girl is single depending on who asks

[gulaggang @gulaggang1]

If the nipples ain’t it in don’t even send it

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Friends with benefits is stupid. I just want the benefits, don’t wanna be her friend

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Clapping cheeks is the second best sound after money coming out of the atm

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Life is like a sandwich, no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first

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I’ll trade Tory Lanez and 6ix9ine in return for Bobby and TayK

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I keep forgetting that there’s a deadass primitive tribe chilling on some island near India

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@nandii_i I got quavo drip tho

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Ban marriage

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I’m just tryna be an ugly boyfriend bro where the hot bitches at