Prakash Subedi

#cryptoworld The Future !!! Investment and Macroeconomics.. Data Scientist + Software Engineer.. $QNT $ALGO $ETH

[BroWire @BroWire_]

Apparently, people with a lot of muscle can't do this.

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

Japan will always amaze us 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

What is this for?

Correct answer deserves $950

[anupam sidhant @anupamsidhant]

I recently went to the US for the first time, and came back with an uncomfortable thought :

Most of us are taught to build quietly.
Americans are taught to build loudly.

For the first few days, I did what every first-time visitor does. I stared at the roads, the buildings, the waymos and the sunsets. The spectacle works. It’s designed to. That’s the opening act.

But once the novelty wore off, something else became impossible to ignore. Beneath the infrastructure and branding was something deeper at play.

America is exceptionally good at telling its own story.

Not subtly. Not apologetically. Confidently. Almost aggressively.

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[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

See the design of a Highway somewhere in Uttarpradesh where buses are making a 160 degree turn

Engineering Marvel at best 🤡

[Emily 🇺🇸 @Pegs94349433]

@histories_arch Meanwhile in 2025.....

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@daniel_ayalajr @ContrarianCurse Good luck if you ever see 200 again.

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@marcuslindblad @grok what location is this pic ?

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@nikunjpatel @niccruzpatane Worst comparison lol. You can drive Tesla without FSD and enjoy a lot of it's cool non-FSD features (I love driving my non-FSD Tesla compared to ICE). iPhone without iOS is not the same, iPhone without iOS is not usable.

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@great_martis I see that the bubble is gonna accelerate further by breaking the top trend line.

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@GitaShlokas_ Proud of the 900 years old generation ! But what about the current one ?

[F A T I M A @Kyahogyafatima]

@PicturesFoIder

[Lark Davis @LarkDavis]

$4,800 $ETH buyers right now:

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The new Siren's Curse roller coaster at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@VipinRaphael @johnnymaga Self-sufficient my ass...

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@richirich1968 @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @grok Who is the lady in this pic

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@PaigeSpiranac Did u buy this tops when u were 15 ?

[Cryptollica @Cryptollica]

$ETH 🌊🐳🐋

>Percent supply in profit
> Percent Addresses in profit

[Prakash Subedi @gullu39]

@chadxai @Conste11ation Damn, there are people still not tired comparing HTTP vs HGTP lol...? HGTP growing too fast bro, Can the network handle the insane adoption speed ? 😂