evil guma

gu ma :O 22gurmma is getting closer and they wants to KILL YOU!!! 👹👹👹👹👹😈😈👹👹👹😈👹👹💦💦💦💦👹👹😈😈👹

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

-bring a squirt gun full of dirty bong water to the airport.
-shoot the squirt gun at random people.
-laugh in confidence knowing that a drug sniffing dog will sniff them causing a drug search.

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@CCardib2 man this hal k guy in the replies needs help, serious help

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

god the dorohedoro episode today had me squeamish

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@chiillit

[࣪𖤐⋆ ka @goetiastars]

sexo é um ato muito íntimo. lembre-se de que seu corpo é um templo e ele não deve ser tocado por um jogador de valorant.

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@yomamabinfarten can’t wait for your chinese awakening

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Grogu is next to me at Starbucks watching porn full volume on his iPad

[rune sword @runesword1]

kobold excitedly came up to me and held up a little box of shiny rocks for me to see. needless to say we drowned him in the trough. no time for pests or show offs

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@chiillit blows you up with my brain

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@vwioletts i am a plant 🌱😀

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@vwioletts REPENT IN JESUS' NAME REPENT

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@vwioletts

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@vwioletts vodka and cranberry were born the same the virgin mary birthed jesus, they are gifts from god and they will change the world

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

kind of embarrassing to laugh at a joke that someone makes it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your humor,, i’m giggling and it’s yours

[turts @TurtsAndKolas]

My favor❤️ite bug 🐛 behavior is when. When they wigggggle the antennae bc they are l👀king areound…. Curious ❓ bug 🐜s.

[René @schizohustler]

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

trans person: I'm trans
society: okay
fat fucking seal lying on its back: (:3 っ)∋

[evil guma @gumaiscool]

@vwioletts just playing with my weanor all day super style

[turbomander @turbomander]

just gave a goblin my circlet of intelligence giving him unfettered access to the untold secrets of the seven realms and he screamed loud as fuck lol