A succulent meal, John Gump style! Rye toast with butter and orange marmalade! Try it once and you’re hooked; it’s sure to knock your socks off!
This has been a staple breakfast in the Gump family for decades, and trust me, John Gump, when I tell you that we Gumps know food!
@thtgirljamyia I can name one thing that’s scarier…
John Gump on the rare occasion that he experiences a smidgeon of anger and rage.
-a classic John Gump warning
@chasedbywasps If squid games would be real then John Gump would be the champion
-Another classic reply from John Gump, the champion of real life squid games