Sir Gwart Gunchly MBE

Duke of Dinglenaut • Helldiving Captain, 69th Alcoholics Anonymous Turret Regiment

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Ostentatious is a word we have in the English language and I have no idea what it means.

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Returning my MBE and signing out

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Tweeting because you’re down bad? Again??

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Brooo the bad guy from this episode being an Arsenal fan is too funny. Classic Arsenal fan beefing with a kid

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I don’t think I agree with you like physics wise

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Plus I don’t really fuck with insects that much even though I know they’re important to the ecosystem or whatever

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I’m pro-spiders. They ain’t hurting anybody, ya know?

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Ankle to calf ratio on this dude is insane

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Just realized Ophthalmology is not spelled how I thought it was. Why is there an L in there bro????

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The elementary school kids on the playground behind my apartment are singing Pink Pony Club and they know every word

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*buys 500 mbps/sec internet for new apartment*

*boots up Minecraft*

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20+ might be harsh but back half for sure

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J is way to far up in the alphabet. Feels like a 20+ letter not a first 10 letter.

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@Pumpkins_Dave Duchess Gunchly, reporting for duty 🫡

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On a call for work and “Pocket Full of Sunshine” by Natasha Bedingfield is playing in the background of someone’s office and I can hear it every time they talk.

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Flirting via canvas discussion post

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I don’t get the point of the crab walk feature on the new GMCs like what’re you gonna use that for?

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@EASPORTSFC fix the camera in the pro clubs Free Kick skill games please. It’s been broken for months. I just wanna practice my free kicks dawg

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@Ask_Spectrum About 30 minutes. I reset the modem twice already

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@GetSpectrum your shit is ass. Why tf it just cut out for literally no reason?? I’m trying to watch a movie bruh

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@Pumpkins_Dave Mom found the piss pillowcase…