If I was Ciara I would fuck Kyle. Id be sure to get him to stop drinking, stop going out late, stop being a dj, and stop EVERY single thing that she wanted him to do. Then I would marry him and have him get me pregnant and buy a house in New Jersey. #SummerHouse
Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document?
Printer: I am offline.
Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document?
Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.