Jordan

the birds work for the bourgeoise

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I think love island needs to be 25+

[miia @miiagarro]

ng| some things are only okay when i do it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ ����𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[: @_dxllz7]

Buying concert tickets in another city and planning a trip around it. >>>>

[Jessica @Jessica65481190]

If I was Ciara I would fuck Kyle. Id be sure to get him to stop drinking, stop going out late, stop being a dj, and stop EVERY single thing that she wanted him to do. Then I would marry him and have him get me pregnant and buy a house in New Jersey. #SummerHouse

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[Bonita Aplomb @OKen_Ishii]

It does seem like people come to the airport to cough as much as they can

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document?

Printer: I am offline.

Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document?

Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[m @pumptinis]

these last few episodes are like watching the most violent car crash in slow motion #summerhouse

[Mia Cola @ColaCoca95]

#SummerHouse

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[miia @miiagarro]

just remember if i don’t respond to you i’m asleep. but if you don’t respond to me you hate me and want me to die

[ally @missmayn]

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[H @fantomregret]

I’m drunk and I fucking love Justin Bieber