garrett unger

1X Stanley Cup Champion,
back to back Summer Blast swim champion,
Rule #76 No excuses Play like a champion.

[garrett unger @gunger88]

@h8s_da_u @SeminoleBooster Go Noles

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

GORILLA TRADE

The Brookfield Zoo of Chicago is trading two Western Lowland Gorillas Kamba and Nora- ages 20 and 12, to the Columbus Zoo for 12 year-old old Kamina and 8-year-old Zahra. Chicago gets younger and sheds some bad contracts

[garrett unger @gunger88]

@hoodwild_ @Zaccornelius_

[MLB @MLB]

Esmerlyn Valdez is just the 4th player in @Pirates history to record an XBH and an RBI in 8 consecutive games!

He's only 32 games into his MLB career 🤩

[MLB @MLB]

The legend of Esmerlyn Valdez continues 😤

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ryan O’Hearn tonight

3 HRs
10 RBI

The Pirates are hoisting the cone

[MICHELLE. @Chefdoo195]

💣🚨BREAKING: Zlatan To Ronaldo After Portugal Wass Eliminated From The World Cup.

Listen carefully. I’ve Patiently Waited For This Day….

🗣️Cristiano set the rules himself: “You’re not a legend until you win with your country.” Boom straight at Messi after 2014. The world cheered. Social media crowned him.

Then Zlatan watched.

Messi came back, won Copa América… twice. Suddenly: “Euro is bigger.”

🗣️Messi lifted the World Cup. New rule: “Only seven games, doesn’t count.” Cristiano even said a legend’s career can’t be defined by seven games. The same man who once said the World Cup would fulfill him.

Now he is 41. Portugal exits. New quote: “World Cup doesn’t define me.”

Zlatan laughs.

🗣️By your own law, Cristiano, you fall short. Five Ballons d’Or. One Euro. No World Cup. While Messi? He took everything, danced through generations, and never once needed to diminish anyone.

That is the difference.

One talked like a king.
The other played like a god… and left as the greatest.

Ibrahimović has spoken.

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic reaction to every country eliminated from the World Cup is killing me 😭

[🌨️ @NotLikeRuss]

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN SEATTLE

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

England booked 15 different hotels, Mexico fans still found out where they are staying and blasted noise all night long

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THE GREATEST COMMERCIAL OF ALL TIME.

Marshawn: “Just hand [the beer] to me and I'll run it over to him”

Man: “Nah, I'll toss it to him”

Beast Mode: “JUST HAND IT TO ME. No need to throw it. We're so close. I could run it over, it's just right here

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

🇳🇴❤️ @erling

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dare you to find someone who loves the World Cup more than Jameis Winston

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Citi Field has turned into Norway West

[Susan Abel @susylicious2023]

Why is zlatan So funny.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The pan to Norwegian fans dancing after the Mets gave up a 3 run homer is peak television

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

World Cup Fever!

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

CONGRATS to me @nyknicks!