family man

having a very pleasant time with my many friends and loved ones

[Harry @harrhz66]

Sloop John B gotta be like top 4 things to happen ever

[family man @gunkblaster]

@DahRedLegs @Dodgerfanpage1 @TalkinBaseball_ @bestwestern @TalkinJake @trevorplouffe Update please

[family man @gunkblaster]

@rdzzsaul Houellebecq only?

[Seb 🇲🇽 @sabooschin]

when the fajitas come out sizzlin.

[family man @gunkblaster]

@FoolishBB Great memory from Japan last year was going to a bar in Kyoto and the owner was sitting with his wife at the table playing YouTube highlights of the past week’s MLB games for like 2 straight hours

[texas apparition @cryptwisdom]

Sippin on that shit you can’t identify

[WH @hastifliche]

My mind is filled with visions of warfare raging endlessly across the glittering poles and down the rime-girt latitudes of Europa.

[family man @gunkblaster]

Babe I swear I bought you a really nice necklace for valentines but the guys at work boonk ganged it

[leitmo @ANAXIFORM_INGES]

I’m having Chinese thoughts

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

mary: you booked a room right
joseph (playing on wooden xbox): yeah totally

[pr0spector88 archive @p88archive]

missing him today more than ever...

[family man @gunkblaster]

Wore my helmet and driving goggles to the car crash sex club now theyre calling me crazy frog when I whip it out

[family man @gunkblaster]

My tulpa escaped from the van I keep parked in downtown Manhattan this morning and it took me all day to find him I hope he didn’t cause a ruckus during his time roaming the streets.

[Carlos_A_M__ @Carlos_A_M__]

I have been messing around with more mechanisms

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

our paul who blart in heaven

[family man @gunkblaster]

@rdzzsaul “Quit your Prissin’” top 5 most quoted lines in my household