Stood up in the waist-deep gunge, but it was slimey & slippery that she slipped & splashed back down her feet sliding around. The slime oozed between her pink toes & all over her. Mascara running, foundation streaked with green. Her crossed arms over chest in a proper mardy huff!
Her jet-black hair got absolutely drenched, the lovely loose waves that had been framing her face were now plastered down, heavy with green goo dripping everywhere! She could feel it running down her forehead, over her eyes, and into her mouth as she gasped.
“Ughhh! It’s in my mouth! This is fucking rank!” waving her arms wildly. Her bright pink nails were coated in green slime, strings of it between her fingers as tried to wipe her face. It smelled bad — a strong sour and vegetable-like, like old cabbage water & washing-up liquid.
My bare feet with the bright pink toenails kicked wildly in the air as I plunged straight down into the massive vat of green slime.
SPLAAAAAASH!
The thick, gloopy green gunge exploded all around me.
Dave was laughing, trying to wind her up she pointed at him with one pink-nailed finger!“Don’t you laugh at me!This is not fair. “I’m staying right here!You can’t make me!I’m too glam for this! My fake tan, my tattoos, my whole look —"Dave pulls lever & sends Lauren in the gunge.
Her jet-black hair got absolutely drenched, the lovely loose waves that had been framing her face were now plastered down, heavy with green goo dripping everywhere! She could feel it running down her forehead, over her eyes, and into her mouth as she gasped.
Dave was laughing, trying to wind her up she pointed at him with one pink-nailed finger!“Don’t you laugh at me!This is not fair. “I’m staying right here!You can’t make me!I’m too glam for this! My fake tan, my tattoos, my whole look —"Dave pulls lever & sends Lauren in the gunge.
She went full mardy Lauren, pouting hard with my glossy lips. “I’m not doing it. I’m not going in. Think of the smell, that green stuff looks like it’s been rotting for weeks!It’s gonna stink!I’ve already had enough of people farting on me in my life I’m not adding slime on top!”
She went full mardy Lauren, pouting hard with my glossy lips. “I’m not doing it. I’m not going in. Think of the smell, that green stuff looks like it’s been rotting for weeks!It’s gonna stink!I’ve already had enough of people farting on me in my life I’m not adding slime on top!”
Jenny vs Lauren - two women who have both been nominated by their kids & families for being obsessed with their looks among other things..... One of these Mum's will be taking a very smelly swim as their families get their own back and send them for a plunge in the gunge!!!
She held up both hands, showing off my perfect bright pink nails. “Look at these! My babies! Solid pink, fresh set yesterday. They’re gonna be ruined. And my makeup? Full face — lashes, contour, the lot. I’m not going in there looking like a bog monster!”
Jenny, never leaves the house unless she looks great, nails and hair always done & she acts like she's better than everyone! Drives a BMW with no respect for other road users, a very bad driver who even makes her kids clean the BMW! Is this enough to put her in the gunge?
Lauren makes her kids take pictures of her for her socials, obsesses over her appearance, especially her hair and nails! She has way too many clothes and just being an annoying embarrassing mum.... is she heading for a gunging?
Charli sat there in the pool, absolutely drenched and fuming, wiping gunge from her eyes with a dramatic whine:
“This is gross ughhh this is disgusting, smells worse than when big John farted on me! Ew this is so gross, my hair, I'm covered, it feels urgh slimey, you assholes”
Charli sat there in the pool, absolutely drenched and fuming, wiping gunge from her eyes with a dramatic whine:
“This is gross ughhh this is disgusting, smells worse than when big John farted on me! Ew this is so gross, my hair, I'm covered, it feels urgh slimey, you assholes”
A smelly World Cup gunging to kick us off will it be sarcastic Beth the Welsh wonder who wants England to fail at the World Cup & is or England's loudmouth bossy Charli that takes a plunge in the gunge? Have your say below....
She plunged straight down into the cold, slimy gunge with a massive splash. The goo drenched her, completely covering her hair face, England shirt & leather skirt. She came up spluttering, green slime dripping from her and running down her legs, red nails & toenails coated in goo