I understand you’re a paladin with a divine oath or whatever but like...does your god really approve of you pumping five consecutive divine smites into that guy just because he was caught stealing? He had like 4 hp dude, you turned him into paste that was kind of excessive no
Coworker's sense of humor is to say the dumbest shit possible in a completely deadpan way and then just circularly bring it back up when you think he's moved on, basically a laser beam into the center of shit I think is funny
been giving this guy a series of increasingly esoteric and unanswerable riddles and somehow he keeps answering them correctly. im so fucking tired dude he comes back every day just to answer the next riddle and leave. he doesnt even enter the temple wtf do i do
open your hand. quickly now! here, take this. it’s a little bug wearing a suit of armor. he’s sworn to protect you by any means necessary, even at the cost of his life. he told me it would be a great honor to die in your service, but an even greater one to live as your friend.
@128_mhz You could add an optional tutorial level, selectable from the main menu? Or maybe a tutorial menu you can navigate to that shows a brief written description, maybe a video kind of like smash Bros