New engagement hack: post about metamask issues and you’ll immediately get 50+ southeast Asian bots try to trick you into emailing your private keys to a gmail account
@CryptoCyberia I had an issue where I had a few thousand bucks worth of ETH stuck on base for MONTHS because metamask kept goofing up the gas fees and my wallet’s nonce would be ducky because the pending tx would sit there for days at a time. I eventually had to write a python script to move it
@delavega_d2497@HausenUSA It’s 2026, can we not play these gay ass language games anymore? We all know exactly what everyone here means. You’re a faggot.
When I came out as wacky my mom cried for hours. She said “It’s your dad’s fault for buying you that goddamn propellor hat” and she threw my Mr. Bungle albums in the trash