I ❤ Soda

mcdonalds white castle taco bell

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@fatwomenarecool

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there should be bigger bags of doritos. i'm talking 5 pounders

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refund hit the bank

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a tropical morning to you all

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@VinceEckert covid gave me liquid diarrhea for 4 days straight so that could be the reason

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got the dang thunderfarts today

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@treatsman the chinese treat

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@HijoleCabron @BUSSCRO going to jail > being roadkill

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@JamesCageWhite spoken like a true asshole

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the haters and losers at the IRS don't want me to have my refund

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@irlgorilla @BUSSCRO i used to ride a bike then grew up and bought a car like an adult. sorry you didn't pass your driver's test, not many folks with a room temperature IQ can get past that hurdle.

[Adam Silver's Malignant Pancreas Tumor @MailmanStalker]

Me, telling my Uber the best way to beat traffic

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*neil degrasse tyson voice* eskimo pussy is quite warm actually

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@STRONG_PlSS they are just sausages :)

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Man With Beard Holding Turds...

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spent a good minute breathing in a bad smell before i realized it was my hoodie. woof. i was fucken ripe today