David Cole

Follow me if you hate stupid. Don't if you are.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@CharlieK_news Absolutely not. Their families can come to the store and shop right along side of me. And fugget about Christmas.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@_TRUMP4547 No. If you suddenly ate a piece of cake that was super delicious, would you share it with your mom?

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@MandyStanford3 Good grief. That's either wrong or right. I just can't tell.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@jk_rowling Why do you of all people give them so much power?

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@TaraBull808 By eating chicken. Chicken from KFC to be exact.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@Alphafox78 What does too old even mean? As for all the people that have ever existed, she is umongst the youngest.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@jk_rowling Why do you feel it's necessary to explain what you are doing to people that can't write epic novels?

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@HeidiBriones It isn't skinny people. We don't eat much. We really don't like to eat. Your hate is misdirected. You should hate the swiss rolls. You should hate the egg rolls. You should hate the dinner rolls. That's where the fat in fat people come from. Eat some butter. Eat some eggs.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@its_The_Dr Jean Clogged Vein Damn

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@its_The_Dr Lil' Chubb

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@lippyent On me? Okay, yes. How'd you know?

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@HazelAppleyard_ I don't have any spotting or bleeding. But, I do "periodically" get moody. I don't call it a period, because I'm not a werewolf. Women are weird. But, periodically, I do get moody. It has nothing to do with moon cycles.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@its_The_Dr The movie Rad.

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@politicalmath I don't know who the boomers, X'er's, and young people are in this conversation. But, boy scouts are for boys. Girl's sports are for girls. Man cave's are for men. Ladies spaces are for ladies. If you, given you aren't neutered, can fertilize a females egg, you aren't a female.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@itzRex @MattWalshBlog I don't think the point is that the person who the money is being raised for in each circumstance is innocent or guilty. It's that the only difference that sets all of them apart is skin color. It is a valid point. I don't agree. I don't disagree. I don't even know the story.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@itzRex @MattWalshBlog I don't know the story. But, this is a valid point.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@unusual_whales This is my point. The reason the GOP isn't exposing the schemes of the left is because they'd exposed themselves.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@lachancenaomi27 So you already had found a man ready to settle?

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@camilla_binks Cause the penguin onesie does things to a man. The long T-shirt does too. The lingerie makes you feel pretty. The fuzzy PJs makes him think you are.

[David Cole @gunkle87]

@its_The_Dr The breakers in their breaker box.