gunnerdactyl (jacob)

Future mascot of Arsenal Football Club. Sworn enemy of Gunnersaurus.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

If you enjoy the @FootballCliches podcast and football trivia*, I put together an online version of Happy Hunting Grounds for all to play: https://t.co/iu4lsUPQfz.

Let me know what you think!

* That Venn diagram is probably a circle.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

Coming out of Twitteretirement to celebrate this big occasion with you all.

Happy birthday, Manuel Almunia!

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

@MiguelDelaney Not in uniform, notably.

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@GraceOnFootball We tried this in the U.S. and now we have creeping fascism. Godspeed.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

I can't wait to learn about some very obscure counties and their demographics only to forget everything within a week.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

All you Braves fans who are rooting for the f'ing Dodgers just because of some guy you let walk away 3 years ago are exactly why everyone says Atlanta sports fans are lame.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

@oeste Exactly. I've got a 23" x 29" piece of paper that says I will do what I want.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

Possibly the greatest quote ever offered by an MLS coach, bar none.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

@GraceOnFootball I used to umpire baseball games, so I always try to be sympathetic to missed calls...but watching Arsenal this season is really testing me.

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Premier League refs were mad they couldn't be in the spotlight during the international break so they are making damn sure we see them today.

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American football has done a really good job of defaulting to the call on the field. The Premier League cannot get out of its own way.

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What am I missing? "Clear and obvious error" for VAR intervention and "denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity". Neither of those things could POSSIBLY have risen to the "obvious" level.

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"You can argue all day and night about whether that was denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity..."

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK "OBVIOUS" MEANS?!?!?

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

"You can argue all day and night about whether that was denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity..."

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK "OBVIOUS" MEANS?!?!?

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

Has a team ever had three softer red cards? Ludicrous.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

Will we be able to literally hear the joints of Casemiro, Evans, and Eriksen creak as Brentford go through them?

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

Would love a slo-mo gif of the sequence of Tottenham players pretending they got shot in the face, @perwilo

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VAR ruling: Big ol' babies.

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@Timbo_Slice1991 Their plaque guy moved quick with the Liz Truss nameplate.

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@KRDO_13 Happens every damn fall!

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England must not have my number. Everyone knows that you can't call someone a good football manager unless they come from the Entrenador region of Spain.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

I am available for consulting for any interested clubs.

[gunnerdactyl (jacob) @gunnerdactyl]

I was just about to tweet "How long until they're complaining about how he dresses?"

Less than 24 hours.