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I got your mother's maiden name tattoo'd on my arm

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Downside to getting lasik: I can see EVERYTHING in the shower.

What is going in there. Like stepping into Narnia.

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Just in case you were wondering. Yes, PowerWash Simulator is free on PS5 in December.

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New Died Out: https://t.co/2cRgfJE2jH

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Next video game sensation in the vein of Power Wash Simulator. Pool Cleaner Simulator.

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Dear rain: We get it.

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My dog just tripped going up the stairs and I couldn’t be more proud. She’s been taking notes from me.

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Don’t be the Judge Elihu Smalls to my Eli Czervik. #caddyshack

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It’s that time of year again! Men’s mental health awareness with #teammustacheteam. Donation link in bio if you are so inclined. @ TBD Residential https://t.co/2uYeMcEnm3

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I recommend you try another sport...like knitting. ~ Deaner (Fubar)

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Trying to get that confidence that Rhianna’s got in ‘b*tch better have my money’.

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@J_Hart201 Is this thing on?

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Through 7 seasons (of the latter), and I think you can put the Scrubs theme in front of most episodes of Burn Notice and it’ll make sense.

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@J_Hart201 @J_Hart201 I think so? I think you should append AD (and BC if applicable) to the year from now on, regardless of the situation.

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"unseasonably cold" is one of the worst phrases ever.

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Why's everyone so sweaty in Predator 2?!

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If I had 5 words to say before I died…it wouldn’t be 'Tron funkin’ blow' #fubar

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@ColinJay23 @ColinJay23 - My bet is on Poseidon

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Nah…I just crush a lot.

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No one talks about The Richard Bey Show anymore...

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EST is the ST!