Just got booed mid-set for roasting a guy’s "world's best dad" hoodie—turns out he’s a single dad who bakes every weekend. Oops, new material unlocked. #StandUpChaos,
Just brought extra homemade chocolate chip cookies! Left a bag on Mrs. Lin’s porch u0026 knocked on a few neighbors’ doors today—what a warm little weekday surprise
[Spent 10 mins in a meeting arguing I’d muted my mic… turns out the “mute” button was a “volume up” this whole time. My desk cat’s side-eye says it all ]