𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵.

*insert badass quote in many different fonts and spacing*

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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ᅠ https://t.co/X6MO0YzipP
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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ᅠ ᵂᴱᴸᴸ… 𝗧𝐇𝐈𝗦 𝘐𝘚 𝘑𝙐͜𝐒𝐓 ◜ 😹
ᅠ ▄︻芫═───💥 https://t.co/pp40Uz2bJe 𓄧
ᅠ ⠀⠀A͟͞𝙴𝚂𝚃𝗛𝗘𝗧𝗜͟𝗖͟S メ .ᐟ .ᐟ .ᐟ
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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‘ 𝘐’𝘔 𝘽𝘼𝘼𝘼𝘾𝙆 .ᐟ .ᐟ ’
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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THE NAME’S DEADPOOL! … practiced that all day, did it sound cool?! anyways .. you again? feels like it’s more respectful.
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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hehehehe.
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[ᅠᅠً 𝙍𝗘͜𝖣ᅠᅠ𝘏𝝤͜͡𝝤𝖣. @regroisn]

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well ... whatever you just said works. m` not really lookin` for any pity or whatsoever but i `ppreciate the moral lesson or somethin` . whatddya say your alias was again .ᐣ.ᐣ
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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well, DUH! i mean the person behind the screens! i prefer to call mines the king of the savanah jungle, but not a lot of people would understand that inside joke. and insides jokes used OUTSIDE are just cringe.
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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‘ trust me, his suit is surprisingly clean. in reality, he’s this man that dresses up like a bat to scare away the nasty criminals in an even nastier place! he’s actually more like a myth than anything else, not even the thugs believe in him. crazy, right? ’
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[𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @DamisaSarki]

“ I do not have time for games, Wade. I have no clue of your oral regurgitation. You compare me to a man who likens a flying roach? Riddled with histoplasmosis causing fungal spores? “

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

@DamisaSarki i need to reread that comic soon today, first time i read it i was struck by seeing deadpool’s handsome ahh face

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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‘ you know, you’re actually a pretty scary kitty when in person and when you get all serious. have you met batman before? i know that’s a different comic universe but i can almost guarantee you’ll love him! same vibe and everything … ’
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[𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @DamisaSarki]

“ I trust that you will not be doing anything foolish in my realm today, Wade? I will be sure to send your limbs back to the X-Force in a sandwich bag; Should you have a death wish. “

[𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐬 @SONOFGAMMA]

𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ?

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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‘ what’s up, 𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚! long time no see. what have you been up to———besides your kingly business with 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚. ’
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[𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. @DamisaSarki]

@gunsndblades

“ Hello, Mr. Wilson. “

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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where the fuck was the park again?! no, he’s fine.. it’s new york, parks are basically everywhere. confidently, he starts walking. ‘ follow me, i’ll show ya to some luxury! but to be honest, anywhere with ME is luxury enough. ain’t that right? ’
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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‘ you see how this world is sometimes? call me crazy, don’t actually, but i’d rather take you on a date any day than save the world. but that wouldn’t be very heroic of me, eh? ’

his head started to snap to all directions, a nervous clatter hits his teeth.
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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disregarding that comment immediately, circling around her with nothing but glee behind those lifeless eyes.

‘ of course, not a date, got it! cause a date would be like the movies, or netflix and chill. you get me? ’
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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^^ lids point to the skies, and his body wobbles down to his knees. then, he dusts himself off before abruptly picking himself back up. ‘ WOOO, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! wait, restraining order?? ’
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[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

/ I’M GLAD :D

[ᅠᅠً 𝙍𝗘͜𝖣ᅠᅠ𝘏𝝤͜͡𝝤𝖣. @regroisn]

https://t.co/H8u7cNONt7 ITS FINE MAN LMFOAOAOAA THIS MADE MY DAY

[𝑹𖦹𝙱͟𝐈͟𝗡͟ @robinsrequiem]

https://t.co/XAE8QCMWc1

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

/ I’M SORRY I REALLY DIDN’T FEEL LIKE IT

[ᅠᅠً 𝙍𝗘͜𝖣ᅠᅠ𝘏𝝤͜͡𝝤𝖣. @regroisn]

https://t.co/H8u7cNONt7 DUDE IMFUCKIGN CRYINGNG

[𝚖𝗲𝐫͟𝙘𝚡𝙢𝙤𝚞͜𝘁𝗵. @gunsndblades]

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like, i could really fucking attack you with my ass. imagine that RN, me genuinely attacking you with my booty.
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[— 𝐕𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐎 . @PR0XYR0T]

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touché .

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