Turkey Phone @turkeyphone.bsky.social

best game. my opinions are my own. he/him @turkeyphone.bsky.social

[Turkey Phone @turkeyphone.bsky.social @gunstargreen83]

*all of this, while observing Sonic*

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

Has he ever understood a single piece of media?

[🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn]

This Fox News host is your new Secretary of Defense and I'm not kidding

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is literally the CURRENT democratic admins policy. instead of vote shaming (which demonstrably failed to draw turnout) staffers should be demanding the CURRENT democrat push for a ceasefire by withholding weapons. biden has nothing to lose. but he likes what israel is doing.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Once in a while a french dude will make a movie about queer people that people at Cannes will call “a life-changing work” or whatever and then it’s released to general audiences and we all find out it’s some South Park shit

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

“It turns out, Bernie was right about everything. For more on that, let’s go to our panel of anti-Bernie liberal pundits and former Hillary, Obama and Bush officials — all of whom were wrong about everything.” — cable TV news

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Matt Gaetz has been nominated as Attorney General

[edgar bot @edgargonzelaz]

😀

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Hard to overstate how much I hate Joe Biden

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

here’s pete hegseth, fox news host and trump’s pick for secretary of defense, nearly killing a drummer with an axe on live TV https://t.co/b1RHmVz6vZ

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

The richest neighborhood in Wilmington, a community called Landfall, passed a HOA policy a few years ago to require contractors provide proof of citizenship for every worker and my buddy Cole who does countertops said every job site stopped for 3 months so they had to reverse it

[Turkey Phone @turkeyphone.bsky.social @gunstargreen83]

@ecto_fun Love that game got a shirt recently

[Turkey Phone @turkeyphone.bsky.social @gunstargreen83]

@multiversus the site says Raven is purchasable now for $10 or a fighter ticket, but I’m only seeing $10 option. On PS5.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

We would support any unlawful hiring practices which would have stopped this from happening.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Caroline Polachek.

[Juhana Myllys @JuhanaMyllys]

The atmosphere of our game.

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

The best takes this week are like "I knew Trump would win when I saw a 'Please recycle' sign for bottles... liberals still don't understand how the recycling sign became a type of swastika to ordinary Americans"