Gunthar Fleck

Writer and drinker. Checkout my book “Raised By A Glass” and “170 Questions For A Successful First Date”

[Gunthar Fleck @GuntharFleck]

Like #drinking? Hate paper cuts from long books? Checkout Raised By A Glass for a memoir you can have a #cocktail with https://t.co/ZK0HIK9jHg
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#author #writer #writing #booze #storytelling #Chicago #shortstories #alcohol #RaisedByAGlass

[Gunthar Fleck @GuntharFleck]

@DaytimeChicago I would be thrilled to come on next week for National Absurdity Day and promote my book “170 Questions For A Successful First Date”, my absurd book of dating advice. https://t.co/M9sWtbYLH3

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@IndecentDeprave Truly the last literary outpost for the degenrate: https://t.co/Y8VKinm0hq

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@flushingitgolf @PuddleOfJud

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Is #literature dead? Probably. But at least the few readers left in the world are getting a chuckle out of my words.

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You know those nonchalant #cocktails you make for yourself at home to #overindulge? I love a good Flash Gordon: #Cheerwine and #gin. Really reminds me of that one night in college. You can find cocktails like these and their associated stories in my book Raised By A Glass

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@ScuttButtPod I actually pulled up the review and was saving this bad boy for the release. The infamous Rock N Roll McDonald’s review:

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@chicklitpod @ScuttButtPod Regardless if you go to the cafe or the McDonalds, you should prepare for disappointment.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This #Emmys after party is off da CHAIN!

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Harry Markopolos identified Bernie Madoff as a fraud within five minutes. He spent 10 years trying to alert the SEC.

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Soon Trump will ban all news outlets from covering his campaign & all coverage of Trump will come solely through Ted Nugent songs.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: People who get engaged on Valentine’s Day don’t need prenups. She can keep the Jared ring and he can keep his Xbox.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: The cool thing about England is that you can tell if someone is poor by how they talk.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Dear Hilary Clinton's aides: Announcing she plans to show "more heart and humor" is what you say about a Terminator you've reprogrammed.

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@ShanaZani https://t.co/1omlS2XzkX

[Alison Brie @alisonbrie]

Mad Men marathon on AMC. From the very beginning through Sunday's finale. What an epic, incredible show. So proud to be a part of it.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I can't believe Obama cancelled Mother's Day.

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@kellymcewen14 I think you said something racist but I wasn't shocked by it.

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@kellymcewen14 I think you said something very inappropriate right as this was happening and we made eye contact. Fits your profile