Guppu.com

A blog with satire, irony, memes, and viral stuff. Run by exiled (ex)-journo/editor @thefarhanjanjua

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Pakistanis shocked there are no 'good Taliban' after all

https://t.co/tlQ5jxH7vU

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@ebonyplusirony @babkabaddie Naja, der heißt Muhammad und er muss irgendwas gemacht haben… weiß ich auch nicht was aber so ganz unschuldig kann er nicht sein!

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“Germany is really embarrassing itself” - Greta Thunberg

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What an utter… Musk!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Twitter’s current lords & peasants system for who has or doesn’t have a blue checkmark is bullshit.

Power to the people! Blue for $8/month.

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Let what sink in? Twitter? 😒

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

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Experts believe Pakistani authorities may have influenced the UK authorities into not granting Sharif the visa! What a sad, sad day for journalism as well as journalism in exile!
#JournalismIsNotACrime
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Reports suggest slain Pakistani journalist #ArshadSharif was refused visa by the UK when he sought to move there in exile. Consequently he had to move to Kenya, one of the few countries that allow Pakistani citizens visa-free entry, where he was brutally murdered today!
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Don’t get too excited, #RishiSunak’s election as PM won’t do anything for progress or representation in Britain. But hey he can still lend his brown face and “integrity” to the same rotten Tory policies!

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Europe officially embracing fascism, again!

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Congratulations to @GiorgiaMeloni on her appointment as Italian Prime Minister, the first woman to hold the post.

I count on and look forward to constructive cooperation with the new government on the challenges we face together.

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And the fact that the Tories got a Brown woman to utter white supremacist talking points has definitely nothing to do with “identity politics”! 🤡

When you care about the majority more than the oppressed minority, you know where you’re headed: fascism!

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Men are trash!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: A new court filing by Angelina Jolie details allegations that Brad Pitt abused her and their children on a plane in 2016. Pitt "grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her," choked one child and struck another in the face, the filing says. https://t.co/J31zvEd7O7

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What institutionalized patronage of sex offenders looks like! “God save the King” 🤡
#KingCharles

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“My crown with all its glory… carrying the Great Star of Africa and Kohinoor, the diamonds my ancestors robbed from Africa and India/Pakistan/Bangladesh” - #QueenElizabeth II
#ReturntheDiamondsNow
#ReparationsNow

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The person introducing the new #AppleWatch at the #AppleEvent just used “those who ovulate” instead of “women” to include other genders! 😍
Yes! Smash the binary gender construct! Smash the TERF-ideology! Would TERFs and @jk_rowling throw away their iPhones tonight? 🤭

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This just happened in #Pakistan:
#ImranKhan’s populist party won a deciding by-election in #Punjab province despite
- sharp criticism against military establishment
- claim/rhetoric that the US conspired to topple his government.

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A British-Pakistani or a British-Indian could become the next prime minister of the UK!
#SajidJavid #RishiSunak #Tories

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Elon Musk suspended $44bn Twitter deal.
Twitter in turn suspended, well, Elon Musk! 👀

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Unprecedented in Sri Lankan and even South Asian history.

[DailyMirror @Dailymirror_SL]

The people’s protest.

#GotaGoHome #Aragalaya2022

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That’s all folks! In all seriousness though, good riddance!
#ElonMusk #Twitter
https://t.co/fgP6gUZ9rk

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Microplastics now in 75% of meat and dairy we consume everyday! Cancel plastic before it cancels the earth and everyone living on it! 🪦💀🏴‍☠️⚰️
https://t.co/P0nMmxyMVH