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[Jon Kent @jonkentcomrade]

Zohran is just showing that Dems could have been doing this shit the entire time, while they were going oh but our hands are tied bullshit.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

They didn't want a woman in the office because women are "too emotional," so instead, they elected a 79 year-old felon, rapist, pedophile with dementia instead.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The resemblance is uncanny 🤷🏻‍♂️…

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

J.K. Simmons reunites with Spider-Man at the Mets vs Reds game.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

They did, it was called America

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Zohran Mamdini is consistently proving that if your politician wanted to help you, they absolutely fucking could unlike Trump

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani is 34 years old. YOUNG PEOPLE CAN LEAD EFFECTIVELY. You don't have to be 70 with "life experience" to do a good job.

[t | mjtwt @invincibilism]

the two people my immigrant parents never played about

[Anubis @eduantao]

a parte favorita do meu dia é quando
eu tô na cama assim

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

This caption is smoking me lmfao

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when someone stare at me for too long

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

YOU ARE CLEARLY GUILTY AS FUCK WHEN YOUR TRYING TO FORCE THE IRS TO NEVER INVESTIGATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY 🤷🙄

YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A GENIUS TO UNDERSTAND THIS 🙄

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

They ban abortions, but think sex with animals should be legal. How can any self respecting person vote republican?