gurito

I tweet random stuff

[gurito @guritoyaps]

"leak Lucia and Jason having sex in GTA 6"

Cyberleek:

[gurito @guritoyaps]

The dialogue writer must have been crazy

[Strive4mee @strive4mee]

Craziest line ever said in gaming history 😂😂

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Bagged a 2/10 on hinge

[gurito @guritoyaps]

What did Mia Khalifa contribute to humanity bro 😭

[⚝ @suzuxtwy]

Ranking the most beautiful actresses based on their overall contribution towards humanity

[gurito @guritoyaps]

@rizzle_xo This one.

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Nigga don’t claim him now

Have some SHAME.

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

𝗖𝗥𝟳. ©🐐

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Speaks volumes of what Cristiano has done fore Portugal.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨📊 Portugal's all time top goalscorers.

[gurito @guritoyaps]

God is King.

[gurito @guritoyaps]

@selecaoportugal Gonna hate watch you now forever

[gurito @guritoyaps]

@CFCMods One has 5 ucls, the other who spent almost his entire career in a team has 5 ucls

Dominated wherever he went. He’s known as Mr UCL.

I think the 2022 wc gimmick is clouding your sight.

Know your levels man.

[gurito @guritoyaps]

I hate the Portugal team even more watching this

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Cristiano Ronaldo is the MOST UNDERRATED player of all time.

Got hated by the media, hated by the clubs he represented, hated by his own teammates - which made it easy to downplay his achievements.

In reality, he is the GREATEST EVER for Portugal and for all the clubs he played

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Messi fans: "just check the stats"

Ok. Ronaldo has 150 million more Instagram followers than Messi.

Football was never a mathematician's game. It's for the people, and the people chose Cristiano.

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Broke ass nigga me waiting for GTA 6 as if imma gonna buy one

[gurito @guritoyaps]

He retired here mentally man 😔

[𝙎𝙖𝙦𝙚𝙚𝙯𝙮 @saweezo]

fack man

[gurito @guritoyaps]

gonna hate watch every single Portugal game from now on

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Obrigado @Cristiano ❤️🥹

You’ll forever be my GOAT 🐐

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Why do people goon in November

[gurito @guritoyaps]

Who tf is Ferdinand Magellan?

Cristiano Ronaldo is more famous over him any day

[RobertRamsay @RobertRamspcxi]

Most influential figures from countries around the world

[gurito @guritoyaps]

how it feels tweeting with 0 followers

[gurito @guritoyaps]

true love is shaving your partner’s butt hair