Melanie

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

@SamsClub what’s happening with the quality of your broccoli? 🤮 just got this on Friday and bad already. Meal prep postponed I suppose. 😐

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

How do you get over a 🥷🏽without getting under a new one? ���

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

I hate how emotional I am days leading up to my cycle. Like, who are you?

[Sancheezzzy @Scoby20]

Me trying to save Meleys and Rhaenys

#HouseOfTheDragon
#HOTD

[Better Call Tzol 🏆 @duanepongo]

Criston Cole said he didn’t wanna be a sex toy for Rhaenyra and the first time we see him he’s eating Alicent’s cewchie. #HouseOfTheDragon

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

@Septima_100 Here. Yes

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

Y’all ever in the shower and can’t remember if you washed your pits or not and just end up starting your whole wash sequence over again?

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

@ShaoDowMusic @niccoyat 😂

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

@leahdowdell @MissSassbox Facts!

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

We’re in the endgame now

[RNB RADAR @rnbradar]

this will be my favorite Tiny Desk performance of 2024

[gate(keeper) @Sirrrvesh]

it takes one romcom to make me believe in love again

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

How do ya’ll leave your favorite nigga alone? I keep folding 🤦🏽‍♀️. He hasn’t done anything bad, he just isn’t right for me. #sendhelp

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

Why is it so hard to desire pizza? 😔

[Melanie @gurlMelaniee]

My problem is I want to be a city girl so bad but I wear my heart in my vagina 🥴