yuck

young marmot, little punk of nature

[maren🍒 @the0nlygirl]

The women in sex and the city are so socialized I genuinely mourn what the Phone has done to us

[yuck @gurlslug]

WHATS NOT MEANT FOR YOU WILL DISAPPOINT YOU 1000 TIMES

[yuck @gurlslug]

wait….,,, lemme get the fuck outta here real quick 

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[: @sn0oozey]

Girls find me offputting. Guys find me confusing and strange. Children stare at me. My cat hits me everyday.

[໊ @wynavira]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[yuck @gurlslug]

not just resting bitch face also have resting bitch thoughts and emotions

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

[yuck @gurlslug]

why was I 15 starting the day listening to fucking defeater hahahahahaha

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

Looking at old photos of myself like I’m my dead wife

[karebear @karensjuulpod]

never kill yourself ! there’s always a creek waiting for you

[tiramisudestroyer @blueslimeeat3r]

if protein is meant for me, it will find me. no matter what i eat.

[lauren @wowbestie]

smoking a cigarette is breathwork

[yuck @gurlslug]

I love the song old new girlfriend by I hate sex and it doesn’t feel relevant to anything I’m dealing with currently

[yuck @gurlslug]

if I had teensy bikini tan lines, a virginia slim, and a warm pain au chocolat rn everything would be okay ❤️

[misa! @misak1nz]

goodbye $300 hello 3 groceries