hayds

ms. hayden faye kelly
trickster / ingenue / raconteuse
25, nyc

[hayds @gurlthyme]

nighttime, april to june. on my iphone.

[hayds @gurlthyme]

middle, ring, and thumb in various levels of descent, index and pinky full mast. always.

[hayds @gurlthyme]

i move my hands like i’m hoping at any moment to be papped pricking my finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel

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sometimes u meet someone and get the impression they feel more strongly about what they hate than they do about what they love.. extremely very much Not Good sign imo

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one time i tried to watch BONE TOMAHAWK (2015), with my ex and it bored and pissed me off so profoundly i decided finally dumping him would be a better more exciting use of our time that evening

[predictable girl @lov3ony0u]

Backrooms lowkey was the cause of my breaking up with my ex for the second time

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if i ever find myself in a group of people who are 5-15 years older than me, i will queue a song from that one Sleigh Bells record and suddenly everyone is my friend

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gay guy drama is mainly about them wanting to be Real Housewives, so it all sounds like “can we get a coffee and talk about what happened at dinner the other night?”

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@tylekurner yesssss so good

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the first time i had omakase i felt like ron howard’s Grinch when he gets chosen to be the holiday cheermeister

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the uniquely exigent nature of omakase and ice cream cones kinda makes them sister culinary experiences in a cool way.

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when iii make the camera click, my heart jumps a little bit! i smile, and i start to think.. maybe this moment could last forever? it’s like electricity. building up inside of me.Hold on, we’re about to b-

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well um hurm well you see the thing is

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@gurlthyme You’re a virgin? Show us your intact hymen

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another buddhist classic from ms. rae https://t.co/BHJMq4HwHC

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when addison released Headphones On i was fresh off two breakups (bestie + 1st boyf) and my closest confidant was a sober 39 year old, so now i have 40minute incense in my room at all times and a thrice a day meditation practice

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i would call him every night and explain the thoughts i’d been working through & one night he was like “you’re kind of just describing zazen” so i finally downloaded Zen Mind, Beginner’s Mind and read front2back while i softly cried into a 20pc mcnuggets

[hayds @gurlthyme]

nighttime, april to june. on my iphone.

[hayds @gurlthyme]

@sbodrojan nooo don’t work like 25 hours in two days your so sexy aha

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@Stans_stan_ no, better

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i have two words fer ya, buddy: Coconut Americano

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being a straight girl who addresses others as “brother” and reflexively responds “hell yea brother” to everything is a horrible curse. men are always trying to riff with me about “hulk hogan” like i know Who That is

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i love frolicking outside.. i smile at the world and the world smiles back.