GurmanBrar

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

Weak PM 🤢 Vishwaguru 🔥

Ethanol : 00% Ethanol : 20%
Petrol : ₹65 Petrol : ₹105
Dollar : ₹68 Dollar : ₹95
LPG : ₹400 LPG : ₹1200
Gold : ₹26k Gold : ₹132k
Man ki baat : 00 MKB : 136
Press Conf : 147 Press Confr?? 😭

[Sandeep Singh @PunYaab]

Delhi protests has shaken Modi govt as it is not limited to any religion or region. Modi cant play divide and rule. Govt can’t play identity card to divide the nation, justify police atrocities and get away with violence.
Earlier, CAA-NRC was declared Muslim protest and defamed

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

🇺🇸 : Use Internet to study, research

🇨🇳 : Use Internet to learn robotics, AI and ML

🇩🇪 : Use Internet to learn about vehicles and how to build cars

🇫🇷 : Use Internet for citizen Journalism

Modi : Use internet to make reels 😭

[Jaswinder kaur @TheReal_Jassi]

Why Biharis why?

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨⚡️It is the end
Western dominance will end soon 🇷🇺🔥

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

“Salman khan made Tere naam in which he keeps crying throughout the movie, similarly Modi ji should make Mere Naam since he also does the same

~ Priyanka Gandhi 💀

Both brothers and sisters are cooking him brutally these days 🔥🔥

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

As a patriot, I am utterly confused. Earlier I boycotted China (no noodles, no Chinese Ganesha), then I stopped having Turkish baklava, next it was Maldives (I cancelled my holiday), then I went to the temple erected for Trump and embraced everything American.

But as a loyalist, I’ve recently stopped going to McDonalds and drinking Coke. I’ve moved to Russian vodka and preparing for making TikTok reels.
Current dilemma: Can I watch the upcoming Pakistan cricket game?
- A confused desh bhakt

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

When you make US your father.
When you make China your new father.

Hello @palkisu What collapsed was, your journalism in 2014.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

That one chaiwala from India 😭

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

Suit: Armani
Plane: Boeing
Car: Mercedes
Mobile: iPhone
Watch: Movado
Glasses: Bvlgari
Pen: Mont Blanc
Shoes: Kenneth Cole

Now, "Gareeb maa ka beta" is ready to call others Yuvraaj.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂 vs 😠😡😠😡😤😤

[Defence Brat @DefenceBrat]

Can someone build an app where we click a picture of potholes or roadside garbage, and it instantly generates a certificate with details like location and photos along with the picture of our PM or State CM and tweets it automatically? If the government can take credit for all the good, this platform should also give them credit for the poor things too.

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

If you want to beat procrastination, use this 3-second rule ‼️‼️

[𝐑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖔𝖚𝐬 𝐌𝖆𝐲𝖆𝖓𝐤 𝐑𝖆𝐣𝖕𝖚𝖙 @MayankRighteous]

Thread of surreal views from above on Earth🧵

1. Shri Mata Vaishno Devi, Jammu and Kashmir

[GurmanBrar @gurmanbrargb]

“Some people wake up early to chase dreams. I just haven’t slept yet.” 😏 #stillawake #thinkingoutloud

[GurmanBrar @gurmanbrargb]

“ 4 am club… not by choice but here anyway!” #4am

[GurmanBrar @gurmanbrargb]

“Modi Stadium mein PBKS ka danka wajj gaya! GT ne socha tha ghar ka match jeetna asaan hoga, par Punjabiyon ne bata diya – ‘Sadda swag, sade rules!’ #PBKSvsGT #KingsRule #PunjabDiShaan”

[GurmanBrar @gurmanbrargb]

GT ki batting lineup mein lagta hai PBKS ke bowlers ne confuse kar diya, abb GT ko Global Positioning System ki jaroorat hai! #PKBSvsGT #PunjabPower”