Jules Salter

[Dr Simon Ashworth @DrSimonAshworth]

Dear @DesmondSwayne I have seen your statement that “ICUs are operating at below normal capacity”

I am the Director of intensive care at a London Trust. I have worked in ICU since 1995.

We have opened 5 makeshift ICUs over the past year (one we closed and haven’t reused)

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

@Nigel_Farage

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Trump’s physician

[Stephen (Стівен Ральф) 🔶🐟🇺🇦🇪🇺 #SlavaUkraini @TheStephenRalph]

According to @ToryFibs

Deleted.

1. 7 million views on a Twitter video from BBC of #PritiPatel blaming the poor for being poor has been deleted by BBC. It was at this link (https://t.co/nNvvXW6Erc) Thankfully, we still have a copy here. It would be a shame if it went viral.

[🖤💙🎩🐟 Penney, Esq. #NotEmbracingBrexit @Idontmind64]

@MitchBenn Wish I knew who originated this.
It sums things up perfectly...

[Roland Smith @rolandmcs]

This is very well explained - well done, sir.

However for me, it inadvertently surfaces why the phrase "White Privilege" is problematic. It *needs* explaining *and* softening, because by default it is a charged phrase likely to offend people who feel distinctly 'unprivileged'.

[Reading Meteorology @UniRdg_Met]

Hey @bbcbitesize have you seen our weather game, a great way to practice maths and science skills. Open to all, first forecast due on Friday:

https://t.co/mNq3wlyUJ6

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

@RexChapman

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to empty seat

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

Boris Johnson - as seen by Matthew Parris ⁦@thetimes⁩
-Devastating

[Meggie Foster @meggiefoster]

I Feel Priti

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Apparently Ofcom has received complaints that @piersmorgan treats Politicians “unfairly”

Watch this shocking compilation & ask yourself, hand on heart, who should be held to account, the interviewer or the Ministers unable to answer basic questions

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

Spent the day talking to PPE suppliers/medical staff

The picture which emerges is an English procurement system which has major issues at both national and local level

Not all these problems began during this crisis, some seeds sown a v long time ago

This is what's happening

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

LWT The Big Match
FA Cup 5th Round
February 1977
Now this is brilliant!
Southampton v Man Utd
A packed Dell, stewards dressed as doctors, limbs when Peach scores penalty and the Dell’s goals and nets are fantastic.
Plus the great Brian Moore commentating.
⁦@FootballArchive⁩

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

It's only a matter of time before Raheem Sterling gets it in the neck for coronavirus. By @MarinaHyde https://t.co/GTM6fVmtmf

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

For those still struggling with the concept of social distancing, I have produced this helpful instructional video.

No need to thank me. It’s worth it to keep you and your families safe.

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

No discussion of disturbing puppets would be complete, of course, without mention of Pipkins own Hartley Hare. The Leslie Phillips of hares, Hartley was a louche puppet with years of hedonistic excess evident in his abused oven glove appearance.