i think it’s ideal to actually use as many plastic straws as possible
millions of years from now we will have created a new master species of turtle
turtles forced to evolve and adapt
turtles which are made even more powerful by your daily almond milk latte, emily
if my name was Tim, my xbox gamertag back in the day would have been:
ulTIMaTIM*
it is a very good gamertag for anyone named Tim!
*but i do want you to realize, that i realize, the word "ultimatum" is spelled "ultimatum" with a "u" near the end, not with an "i" near the end
Orthodox Easter was a couple days ago and I have a friend who celebrates Orthodox Easter and I wanted to share this joke that I made about Orthodox Easter
it is actually good to look at your phone a lot when you're with your friends. your friends might have a couple interesting things to say, but the internet has a ton of stuff on it. way more stuff than your friends have. just something to consider
regarding heated debates with the boys:
- you must, of course, win the debate
- however, if you own the heck out of your boys with a perfect argument, you may hurt someone's feelings a little
- in conclusion, it is important to win the debate without owning the boys too hard
@tamler Fair fair fair
It feels like there are two plots. One is about rising naziism, incoming financial collapse, the Overbeck case, political conspiracy, Dr. Schmidt, Gereon's PTSD, etc... all of which are great IMO. And then there's the theater murders which I agree is more lame