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a collection

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here are links to the album:

https://t.co/Z3tEErymuQ

https://t.co/5sjiQ9UXfF

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i have an album coming out tomorrow just so you know

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just a reminder that littering is actually good

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i think it’s ideal to actually use as many plastic straws as possible

millions of years from now we will have created a new master species of turtle

turtles forced to evolve and adapt

turtles which are made even more powerful by your daily almond milk latte, emily

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if my name was Tim, my xbox gamertag back in the day would have been:

ulTIMaTIM*

it is a very good gamertag for anyone named Tim!

*but i do want you to realize, that i realize, the word "ultimatum" is spelled "ultimatum" with a "u" near the end, not with an "i" near the end

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Orthodox Easter was a couple days ago and I have a friend who celebrates Orthodox Easter and I wanted to share this joke that I made about Orthodox Easter

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hell yeah

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"patent pending" is such a weak sauce move. either you have a patent or you don't. buck up! Please RT

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Spirited Away be like:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Opening a dam which has been closed for 25 years

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me after someone on the internet calls me "bud"

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it is actually good to look at your phone a lot when you're with your friends. your friends might have a couple interesting things to say, but the internet has a ton of stuff on it. way more stuff than your friends have. just something to consider

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regarding heated debates with the boys:

- you must, of course, win the debate

- however, if you own the heck out of your boys with a perfect argument, you may hurt someone's feelings a little

- in conclusion, it is important to win the debate without owning the boys too hard

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don't forget to text your friends and check in on their cats

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Babe, I would love you even *more* if you were a worm! Because then you wouldn't be nagging me all the time!

Fellas, please RT

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I don't like to imagine my guy friends crying! Because it makes me feel uncomfortable!

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babe why do you always have to accuse me of "feeding our cat too much peanut butter"

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on some "me and all the homies are starting podcasts this year" type stuff

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@tamler Fair fair fair

It feels like there are two plots. One is about rising naziism, incoming financial collapse, the Overbeck case, political conspiracy, Dr. Schmidt, Gereon's PTSD, etc... all of which are great IMO. And then there's the theater murders which I agree is more lame

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Important question for you @tamler. How (if at all) did you manage to watch Season 4 of Babylon Berlin?

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@tamler I fervently maintain that Charlotte's "fearless French Amazons" scene was absolutely crucial in advancing the show's plot.

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my expertise includes having listened to about eleven podcasts on this particular topic

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you can't spell shame without ham

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me n the boiz are all getting at least 8 hours of sleep per night this year