Gabriel

6’7 | 375 lbs | 15% BF | 140 IQ

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@StevenRBrockma2 @YerBoiFrankie @BrettReborn @Heatherly4Pres Anytime! Did you grab a complimentary “morning after” care package/swag bag on your way out? If you didn’t, and you want one, I’ll have one sent. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

Happy Father’s Day to my father, and my friend, @YerBoiFrankie. Through good times and difficult times, whether I actually showed it, I’ve respected you. Your boldness, your grit, and your wisdom, while at times unconventional. Today, I honor you. Especially since I’m extra work!

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@StevenRBrockma2 @YerBoiFrankie @BrettReborn @Heatherly4Pres Next Gursheimer Party is tomorrow night ;)

Don’t worry, I have a system that the “gently used” selection is plentiful. ;)

Pull up. ;) -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@__shiningstarr I disagree. If this is how you act in public over a Knicks game, then it is fair for your employer to question if you have judgement and temperament for the job. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@YerBoiFrankie @StevenRBrockma2 @BrettReborn @Heatherly4Pres Well shit, if only I’d known! Stop by at the next function. Always plenty to go around. I’ll waive the entry fee for you and Steve. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

Anyone can be a father, but it takes courage, dedication, affection, and commitment to be a dad. Happy Father’s Day to my father @YerBoiFrankie. -Gabriel G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@StevenRBrockma2 @BrettReborn @Heatherly4Pres Sounds like a fun day! We’ll have to put those new golf clubs to use really soon! -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@Smthingedgy Yeah, no. The kid should suffer the consequences. It is our responsibility to teach kids that they do NOT get away with their actions just because they don’t want the consequences. -Gabe G.

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

The true difference between left and right wing is whether your takeaway for this is "he ruined that kid's life for $2200" or "that kid ruined his life for $2200".
Everything else is downstream from that.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

Cheers to all fathers, future and present. -Gabe G.

@StevenRBrockma2 (father to several children across several women; once alleged father to Brett Redwing)

@BrettReborn (alleged father to Cameron Warfield; Elle Hennessy’s baby daddy)

@Heatherly4Pres (lost count!)

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

On this special day, I am also proud to announce that after engaging in coitus with a woman named Jennifer (unrelated to Frank’s “spouse”), she has tested positive for PREGNANT. Just in time for a big, beautiful HENNESSY ACCOUNT (@Heatherly4Pres 😉).

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@DougWahl1 Yes. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@BrettReborn @Heatherly4Pres @HacketLester @StevenRBrockma2 @Kenneth__Gee @YerBoiFrankie Thank you, Brett. I am thrilled to begin this crucial work. I will not rest until we have a nation again. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@Krysko_0 @StevenRBrockma2 I know you had to disrupt your regular routine so I could join you, and I genuinely appreciate you and Steve for inviting me this Sunday. What a beautiful homily! -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@BrettReborn @StevenRBrockma2 @Heatherly4Pres @Krysko_0 @Kenneth__Gee Steve, you gonna cash in on this? -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

I’m in awe of His creation. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@BrettReborn Thanks. I don’t even know why I considered going bald after I’d done all that work for my hair. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

Bring back bald Gabe?

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

Fills*
Haha, morning energy drink has not kicked in. -Gabe G.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

It feels me with pride to see my generation flocking to church. However, we must give our lives to God. The church isn’t a matchmaking service or some social club where you LARP as some trad orthobro. -Gabe G.

[Ryan Lee @honorablesaint]

The issue these bros never talk about is that Orthodox women aren't flocking to annoying orthobro converts to marry. Most of these women will marry their ethnic counterpart.

It's hysterical to me that they think when they come into the church that they're going to pick up Greek, Serbian, Ukrainian, or Russian orthochicks like they view these convert dork orthobros as the cream of the crop.

Most are already taken, married, or the young women rarely go to liturgy since it's just an ethnic cultural thing.

All the Greeks marry Greeks. Serbians marry Serbians. Etc.

Sorry Chad Orthobros, you're not guaranteed a based trad Orthogirl upon your arrival.

[Gabriel @gursheimer]

@StevenRBrockma2 Appreciate the honesty my brother. -Gabe G.