to make matters worse

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[to make matters worse @Gurthwormjim]

Why @MateosHouse and I shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a camera

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

My doctor after the prostate exam

[to make matters worse @Gurthwormjim]

@BarstoolPhilly @520Hen

[死 @humanxmaybe]

call my girl “the reason” the way her hooba stank

[JT @jiratickets]

*taps the sign*

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Used my boyfriend’s body wash and started providing solutions instead of showing empathy

[spencer @spencerhoops_]

Type shit

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[will @coltwound]

this is my favorite post

[Ciroc Obama @SantanaMosque]

"and Kyler Murray has escaped from the pocket and is scrambling downfield"

[geo @shadoweave1]

Half Orc Barbarian named Shaquille Bonemeal: Where they going Chuck?

Wood Elf Druid named Charles Barkleaf: Rivington. We not even gonna send they ass to Baldur’s Gate, man

[Nicky Numbers @NickyNumbers194]

Got the unlimited wash package at the car wash and these guys just gave me a terrible wash, the guys with the rags got no heart today. I had no choice but to circle back, we’ll run this back all day until we get it right.

[turtle @pepprrs]

imagine we in a serious argument & i just start hittin ts in ur face on some calm shi

[Your Pal Al @keithubermensch]

“American culture doesn’t exis-”

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

“Boob guy”

“Boob guy”

“Ass guy”

The researcher puts down her pen, horrified at my 250th consecutive correct guess based on a photograph of their face alone

[soli @SoliSolitaires]

why the fuck does lucario learn dragon pulse that mf is a dog

[riley @willemhouse]

One year anniversary soon @MrsErikaKirk

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

a 20/20/20 game intentionally in honor of Nipsey Hussle is probably one of the greatest feats in sports history. basically Babe Ruth pointing his bat to the stands, but for Crips.

[eo @eeeeow]

Coworker got in trouble for wearing basketball shorts at work so I had to find the tweet