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♡ survival ... is an infinite capacity for suspicion ♡

[comrade jake @ComradeJak3]

It's amazing that even 120 years ago people ascribed "I can has cheeseburger" dialect to cats

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Everyone else hates it but personally I love Junuary

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@detachment_red @GafasGroucho Mads is heat pad maxing tho

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They put my favorite TV show, Siblings (UK, 2014), back on streaming... maybe everything will be ok

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@gltndave Literally the only thing I remember about the movie is that one guy in the sun room like 😎

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The 3 searches needed for me to remember the name of Sunshine (2007), a movie I hate,

Perfect sun
Sun explode movie
Cillian Murphy sun movie

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@Kittenfish817 I don't know, it's on every day during the day and you can't really tell from the picture but it's like the type of long bar light used for growing plants?

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Neighbors across the street have this blinding light in their home, for some reason

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I love her beautiful brain

[Clubratt ★ @clubratt]

Okay{]¥{${^~^]^]

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I think it should've been called Perfect Sun

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

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@altmadaf It better be

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Not sports fan but I love a good collective booing

[w. @doublegee___]

when will men realize they can also wear makeup

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[Aleph @woke8yearold]

I’m in awe of this post. It’s like a parody of Boomer welfare slopulism

[Wesley @WesleyLowery]

FL police use A.I. to identify a vehicle theft suspect from surveillance video. Based on an "85% match" they arrest and charge Jalil Richardson. He spends 3 months in jail. He loses his job, his home, and custody of his kids.

Richardson lives in N.C.
He's never been to Florida. And his timesheet shows him at work at the time of the crime. No one checked before charging him. https://t.co/2AcQYwq30f

[@buzzfeedjenny.bsky.social @buzzfeedjenny]

70 calories for that huge of a scoop oh your stomach is gonna sound like sneakers in a dryer