Some Copywriter

The nicest evil copywriter you will never meet that is so freaken married

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Ever write a book and then hate it and then like it?

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Sometimes I feel.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Fuck you, motivational water bottle.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

I miss you before I have even left.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Wrote a story in complete old school vernacular, not one word in the modern dictionary. Either the stupidest thing I have done or the brightest.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

@watsenaam Water chestnuts

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Ate what looks like bat’s testicles and lived to tell the tale, also they were delicious.

[Paragraph Planet @paragraphplanet]

“Time’s Up” by GJ Welsh @testicleas is today’s 75-word #story on Paragraph Planet https://t.co/IpxrqigAoa #flashfiction

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Got a new story up today on Paragraph Planet. Let’s hope it happens, thanks to the editor Richard from @paragraphplanet

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

My bowels are foul.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Damp tissues

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Name something that's tougher than Trump.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Nothing quite beats that just pooped feeling.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

I am vincible.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

New micro poem up on the Dadaist haiku-ish site https://t.co/qH71PwX7V5

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

No one noticed the scars or what they spelled.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

That orange fucker Garfield was right about Mondays.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

The one where you eat anything

[temple runner @misscalcula]

i could totally invent 3 more stages of grief if they let me

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

If this gets 10k likes I will go back to look for him.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

The lion does not concern himself with the opinions of reply guys.