Guru_2.0

Memes. Politics. Satire
Offending everyone equally💀

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Shit🤮👇 Super Hit 🎯👇

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Aura Vs La....ra💀💀

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Time khoti mat kar bhai 😂😂

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 5840 - और सुनो !!

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Hazrat, Hazrat, Hazrat...

Charon taraf darr ka mahaul hai...
Dar sabko lagta hai, gala sabka sukhta hai...

Bas kuchh log camera ke saamne ab bhi 56 inch ka seena taan kar khade hain! 😂💀

[Guru_2.0 @guru_7800]

Matlb ish Level par dare huye hai ...

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

I got a visa to India and was supposed to leave this morning to attend the Bharat Summit in Hyderabad. I had been invited as a panelist and speaker on the future of media and press freedom.

But «orders from above» in the Ministry of Home Affairs have cancelled my visa.

Here is my message for @AmitShah

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@Vicky747GT Haha 😂

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Spirituality 0%, civic sense 0%,
Nautanki and dhong 100%.

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@mohiuddin8686 Right bro

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@Vasundhrasengar Sahi kaha 😂

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Andhbhakts' sentiments have a very convenient ON/OFF switch. 😂

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Ye wala bhi delete Kiya....
Jab itne fattu ho to muhchodi kahe karte ho....

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Kitna pariwarik mahaul banaya huaa hai Ajeet bhai ne.....

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Kitna pariwarik mahaul banaya huaa hai Ajeet bhai ne.....

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A proud moment for his parents and a shining example of their upbringing! 😂

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@pk400610 Correct 💯

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Sab kuch ulta-pulta hai, bas andhbhakti bilkul seedhi chal rahi hai! 😂

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@sneha71588 Lag to aise hi raha hai 😂

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Bro skipped biology and went straight to mythology. 💀

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@sneha71588 I'll Read the book. I didn't Read it yet

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@sneha71588 Haha true 😅

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अहिरान जी, बबुआन जी, पासवान जी, मुसलमान जी, पण्डितान जी.... रंगदार जी!

ट्रेन में धक्का खाते और फिर रात को मेरे जैसे को सच बोलने पर गाली देते हैं!!

Gande Bharat का मजा लीजिए आप लोग vande Bharat का मजा नेता जी और अमीर लोग लेंगे!!

[Guru_2.0 @guru_7800]

@jesse_skeptic Sahi kaha bhai

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Kitna pariwarik mahaul banaya huaa hai Ajeet bhai ne.....

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@mewshq Haha 😂