Bilbo bean bagger

an archive of a wasted life

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

HA. Can’t wait to show this one to the wife when’s she home from her nursing shift later.

[Chip Switzer @ChipSwitz]

“Men used to go to war”

We still do.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

@OwenSiden Fridge on the top might be a risky move. I’ll talk to the wife about it when she gets home.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Lucky you I got my account back

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

#NewProfilePic

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

@MrBarksdalee If there is a meth market there is an nba market

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

@MrBarksdalee Kansas city & Albuquerque

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

As you trick or treat tonight please remember what this holiday is all about.

Her.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

San Diego is so chill I just rear ended someone they gave me a fist bump and said sorry.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Ya I'm making progress on my career, good friends, and spending more time outside but at what cost?

I'm bad at video games now, it's time to take a long like in the mirror and reprioritize.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

If I got to the afterlife and found out the meaning of life was burritos I would be pretty satisfied.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Hitting it off with a 35 year old mother of 1 in the club really signifies a new chapter in life for me

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

She just told me if she had to listen to one artist for the rest of her life, it would be Juiceworld. I'm on the verge of fucking tears I can't take it anymore.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Having the time of my life

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Once a year I have to go bowling to remind myself I hate bowling.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

@omarce707 @being_ulti I know that gratuitous bid anywhere lol

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

I'm afraid to get an electric cat feeder because i know my cat will stop loving me.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Happy October, remember she is watching.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

Imagine being a cop for a normal 10 hour shift, coming home, and watching cops for the rest of your day

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

-Roblox is the new club penguin.
-chess.com is the new cool math games (huge downgrade)
-minecraft is still minecraft and insanely popular.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

I have a job where I go to different schools and I get to interact with tons of cool new kids all the time. I want to start a thread of interesting things I noticed in our future leaders.

[Bilbo bean bagger @gurugibby]

So far the youngest kid I've heard say Fuck is 9 years old.