Joey 🅱️ussman ⚾️🐺💯

2024 US Rt 51 Fantasy Baseball Champion | baseball enjoyer | #STLCards

[Dani Wexelman @DaniWex]

Per Cardinals PR

Jordan Walker (20 HR and 11 SB) and 2009 Albert Pujols (32 HR and 10 SB) are the only two Cardinals with 20HR/10SB before the All-Star break.

WOW

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

FINAL: Cardinals 17, Cubs 1.

[Cardinals Talk @theredbird_way]

Game day 😤

[. @HalToHell]

I don’t think people realize how hard it is to get into the HOF. Here’s Kyle Schwarber vs Lance Berkman thru age-33.

Berkman got 1.3% of the vote in his first and only year on the ballot. Schwarber has no chance.

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

you just know these two would take up the bench press for over an hour on a monday at 5pm

[SirSnipeyy | NR RotE: The Mask of Fear @SirSnipeyy]

How do they always learn the wrong lesson.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

JORDAN WALKER

BARRELED

➡️ https://t.co/A1g4FcPpWH

[mikey🎀 @muncymikey]

man they got dave roberts in the backrooms

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Six seven 🤣

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Following six more scoreless innings tonight, Shohei Ohtani's ERA is 0.74. Through 10 starts, the lowest ERAs in major league history:

Jacob deGrom, 2021: 0.56
Juan Marichal, 1966: 0.59
Shohei Ohtani, 2026: 0.74

Hitters are slashing .144/.224/.211 against him. Just incredible.

[gabby⁷ ✨ mando era @jimintano]

big room, huh?

[the mackdalorian @sithstrings]

i don't care if this is a controversial opinion but i really don't think rotta is anything like his father. i'd actually go as far as to say he's his own man.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

there's a male loneliness epidemic and most women don't even care how hard it is to be your own man when your dad is Jabba the Hutt

[Leprechaun in the Hood for Love @ShawtyBrothers]

Imagine finding a Yoda mud hut on your property so you have to call an exterminator to blow smoke in it and a swarm of yodas come crawling out

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

The reveal that Yodas build Yoda huts instinctively like beavers build dams is fascinating

[Remnicore @Remnicore_]

This movie could’ve been an email

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

Grogu has found dead at the age of 53.

(Source: @TMZ)

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

TARPS ON.

#RaiseIt 🏴‍☠️