BDGustarmono

who like many Indonesians goes by one name

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@Outstandjing https://t.co/mzP9quyCQ7

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@rizkidwika @Txtdariiugm Hahaha

[MBG Jelek! @menuembegejelek]

"Pramoedya Ananta Toer bukan lulusan S1 tuh, tapi bisa bikin karya sastra adiluhung."

Ya tapi kan dia gak jadi polisi atau tengtara juga, kan?

🙂

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@busanonni Atomic Habits sih bacanya gampang, ngejalaninnya yang perlu komitmen. Ini harusnya buku sekali baca sih.

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@elisa_jkt Transumnya aja dibenahi. Orang Bandung kalo ke Jakarta banyak yang ngandalin travel/Whoosh/KA lanjut MRT/TJ/CL.

Orang Jakarta ke Bandung? Orang Bandungnya aja gak tau mau ke mana pakai angkot apa.

Kantor Dishubnya aja gak kelewatan angkot

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@heydiko @stobeliis

[:) @Outstandjing]

Di Thread ada Ibu-ibu bertanya, apa olahraga setelah anaknya menekuni Push Bike

Lebih dari 100 reply, cuma 1-2 yg mention olahraga Olimpiade yg linear dgn Push Bike:

✨️BMX Racing

Ya, olahraga ini punya jenjang yg jelas dari kota, propinsi, nasional sampai Olimpiade

Kenalan yuk dgn BMX Racing!

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@I_Am_MieAyam @nafiuddin28 @eLAmaravati Betul. Saya juga turunan Kutoarjo Sundanya nutup ngapak

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I watched Zootopia 2 with my kids yesterday.

While they were cheering for the bunny and the snake, I was mesmerized by the urban planning.

In the movie, the mice have tiny vehicles. The giraffes have massive kiosks. The hippos have water channels.

They don’t build "One Size Fits All." They build "Right-Sized Infrastructure."

It hit me like a ton of bricks.

In my company, we are failing at this. We are committing the sin of Hardware Equity.

We give the same $3,000 MacBook Pro M3 to our Senior AI Engineer (The Elephant) as we do to the Junior Copywriter (The Mouse).

The Engineer uses 100% of the CPU. The Copywriter uses Chrome and Spotify.

Giving a "Mouse" employee an "Elephant" laptop isn't generosity. It’s Capital Expenditure malpractice.

So this morning, I launched "Operation Zootopia."

I ran a script to audit CPU utilization across the company.

If your average daily CPU usage is under 10%, you are classified as a "Rodent Tier User."

I confiscated 40 MacBooks from the Marketing and HR departments.

I replaced them with refurbished Chromebooks and 2nd Gen iPads.

They were furious. They asked, "How am I supposed to work on this?"

I told them what the movie taught me: "You don't build a highway for a hamster. You build a tube."

We recovered $120,000 in hardware assets in one morning.

Stop giving Ferraris to people who only drive to the grocery store.

Nature doesn’t waste resources. Neither should IT.

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@elisa_jkt Dimulai dari: memasukkan kantor Dishub kota ke jaringan transum. Caranya terserah, mau kantornya dipindah atau narik trayek angkot lewat ke kantornya.

Semudah itu apa kesulitannya ya?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

A Clockwork Orange (1971) is still one of the most disturbing yet hypnotic visions ever put on film. Kubrick made ultraviolence look elegant, daring viewers to question their own morality while never offering comfort or answers.

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@jeJAKAki @infobdg Ini sih. Tempat makan yang saya kejar masih sama kayak tempat makan yang dulu jadi tempat makan sama ortu, tempat selametan proyek berhasil sama temen kantor dulu.

Walau kata istri rasanya B aja, saya balik nanya, emang makanan enak itu yang kayak gimana?

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@febbylorentz Otw Lurah ieu mah

[Arjuna Sky Kok (👉, ⚡) @arjunaskykok]

Teman saya, lulusan S2 salah satu univ di Indonesia. Ada grup WA alumni. Terus mereka saling promosi bisnis mereka (bagi lulusan yang punya bisnis).

Tahu tidak 95% bisnisnya F&B. Bagaimana kita bisa bersaing dengan Tiongkok kalau lulusan S2 bisnisnya F&B melulu.

Di zaman teknologi, mereka harusnya bikin bisnis AI agent, AI eval, AI infra observability, AI voice agent, stablecoin, MCP, dll.

Kalau lulusan SMA mikirnya bikin bisnis F&B, we can understand-lah.

Tapi kalau lulusan S2, golongan elit, la crème de la crème, buka bisnis defaultnya F&B, ayoooooooo.... cannot-lah.

How can we beat China?😣

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@blackradit Dilihat dari sudutnya yang pasti ini difoto pakai lensa panjang. Dari daerah Gasibu atau gedung lain di daerah sana

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

Tugas seorang wartawan adalah klarifikasi kabar. Bukan cuma tulis ulang website corong pemerintah. Atau memang Pasteur-Cicaheum/Antapani sekarang sudah jadi poros utara selatan?

[Radio PRFM @PRFMnews]

Selamat Tinggal Macet! Tol Sepanjang 27,3 KM Akan Dibangun di Bandung, Hubungkan Utara dan Selatan https://t.co/UukDbl23iP

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@Outstandjing Alat 2-in-1. Selain penerangan juga penghangat ruangan. Lebih suka petromax daripada bikin api unggun

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@pandji Mungkin gak pernah dipake, jadi sinyalnya disita negara

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

My first time meeting Axl Rose, at my age you don’t get to meet many legends, seriously an utter gentleman

[BDGustarmono @gustar_mono]

@kozirama Saat twit ini terbaca, orangnya sudah gak ada karena jarak ke Kopo adalah 100 tahun cahaya