MabelJessicaGuster

Just your friendly, neighborhood person. she/her

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@hannibalsexwife I think that may be the most modern mom complaint ever.

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@defnotadino @hannibalsexwife It is very Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke.

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@pewcubed Now Peanut will refuse all other food and drink because she has tasted the mango lassi and is never going back.

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@Nikoda @hannibalsexwife So you missed Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor? No. That is a real thing.

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Ever feel like the word is full of Halls and you are stuck being an Oates?

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Once more. I forgot Courtney Stodden exists. Happy to know they are doing well.

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@OverlySxdRaptor I fucked up. They/them. They are non-binary

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@OverlySxdRaptor Yep. Married a gross 51 year old man named Doug when she was 16.

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@lovelylippie21 Nice. That is always appreciated.

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@ATRightMovies Dusk to Dawn.

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Reddit would have a dearth of content if people stopped asking if it was ok to end a relationship.

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@missjuliebrown @KennethWReid Demi also spoke like a person who has had A LOT of therapy and good for her. I just didn’t expect that.

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One of the nice things about my parents is they never fought/guilted me when I stopped contacting extended family. There was no talk of familial obligation or keeping up appearances. They continued contact with family and would deal with any awkwardness resulting from my absence.

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Someone asked “am I transphobic?” on Reddit, and I will never hate myself that much.

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Comedian Josh Johnson said that Will Smith turned Chris Rock into a tambourine, and I can’t stop thinking about it.

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@jennberrypie Does not explicitly say it, but it seems reasonable. Apparently he has the magic stick. Lots of metaphors.

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I get that in 50 Cent’s song Candy Shop the lollipop is his dick. Does that metaphor mean that the aforementioned candy shop is a place full of dicks?

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@jennberrypie That makes so much more sense. I am gonna go look at the lyrics.

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@hannibalsexwife I know the happy face is over your child’s face, but at first it looked like you were censoring your husband’s dick.