Gus The Fox

I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it?

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Ross Kemp’s had both his legs blown off and replaced with the hind legs of an Alsatian. He doesn’t even go on about it.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

If you voted Conservative then you spend your weekends dressing dogs up in sexy knickers and wanking onto their backs. That is a fact now and you can no longer deny it.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Some really interesting and articulate points from Wayne here. I’m glad the best people won. Be terrible if the country’s future had been decided by a bunch of fucking mutants who look like they’ve just crawled out of a mass grave for coronavirus casualties.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Photographer: You alright Ross?

Ross: ...yep

Photographer: Would you rather do this after you’ve been to the toilet?

Ross:..No...I’m fine

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

“You don’t have to have had you’re face ripped off by chimp and reconstructed under a flyover by someone on Freecyle…But it helps”

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

I don’t agree with this guy’s views on racism but I think we can all agree that we’re sick to the back teeth with the bloody BH...MEM

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Does the word 'heinous' rhyme with 'anus' or 'penis'? Tweet your one word answer to @elonmusk

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

The ‘For You’ section of this website is like sticking your head inside a festival toilet and lapping at the lukewarm mountain of shit and toilet paper with your tongue. I should know. I’ve done that.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it?

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

“There were no babies in ovens... No mass rapes..”

—Dr. Gabor Maté to a Zionist

[HatsOff @HatsOffff]

Max Blumenthal dispels the myth that it all began on October 7

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Ed Sheeran has the tattoos of someone whose favourite artists are the local primary school children who have been allowed to decorate a 5x5 ft bit of plasterboard outside the toilets at a branch of Tesco on the edge of their town.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Ed Sheeran has the tattoos of someone whose favourite artists are the local primary school children who have been allowed to decorate a 5x5 ft bit of plasterboard outside the toilets at a branch of Tesco on the edge of their town.

[Verbatim @Verbatim_Media]

Our yearlong investigation reveals Nigel Farage courting illicit funding as part of a plot to bring foreign money into British politics, orchestrated by his top aides and caught on hidden camera.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Jesus.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

How can you even tell if Anne Widdecombe has been hit by a hammer less than 50 times?

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@local_celebrity Isambard Kingdom Brunel would have been impressed by the structural integrity of that chair

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

The Strait of Hormuz implies the existence of The Gay of Hormuz.