Preserved Fish

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

gus gore

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

ladyship walked in today asking if we can help her out w her dining room table ummm didn’t you #readthesign #thatsallwedo #hog

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

once i get past the life isn’t worth living
hour of getting up for work the day belongs to me

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

i told this lizard all about my day and it listened very intently and then jumped for water def someones salvia trip

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

boss said talmbout today

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

This is the average user in like 90% of twitter btw, The hypergamy cuck posting and retarded shower takes are more or less the vanguard and full extent of his stunted simian brain

[M @EthicsArentReal]

This is the average citizen in like 90% of countries on earth by the way. The west is more or less the only vanguard of human civilization.

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

george lopez is next in line for brain rot sitcom

[Пьеро🚩🏴 @GoyimSlavery]

"Went mad and died after developing an alchemical obsession with gold" in the year 2026

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

this fucking behemoth of a cocky roache i just eviscerated

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

it's actually so messed up that she didn't call an ambulance for him

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

this is phrased like a movie sequel update

[National Chronicle @NCNewsOnX]

According to sources close to the White House, Mitch McConnell is “brain dead” and will not return.

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

thinking ab munching on a big ass bag of sesame seeds mmm🤤

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

I Know He Had U SCREAMING

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

the senator departed us about 3 days ago

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

New statement from Mitch McConnell spokesperson

“Senator McConnell appreciates the outpouring of support he’s receiving while he continues his recovery in the hospital. The Senator continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session.”

Source: Punchbowl News

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Younger generations are so irony poisoned that any sincere interest or hobby appears to them as a neurological disorder.

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

mexico vs england

[PZ @Maiko_11_11]

White people when you kill their dog in Minecraft

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

when i’m eating and i hear someone coming i hide my food on instinct shoutout mom 4 that

[Preserved Fish @gusthesecond]

mayor: good morning rama my wife

rama : hello mamdani