marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂

32/📺 enthusiast/pop cultured/(they/them) tweets ad nauseum about shows and how they relate to my life

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

If you think about it, eclipses are the planetary version of the DVD icon fitting perfectly into the corner of the TV screen.

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

Waiting for the day we see a queen named Anne D'What walk thru the RPDR Werk Room.

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

Hey friends! Still getting my classroom in ship shape and thought I'd share my wishlist in case anyone would like to donate or knows someone who would. Any and all donations are welcome😌 esp for a Calming Corner. Pm me for address. https://t.co/lLHbWvDh7u

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

I had fully resigned myself to the reality that id never be a homeowner until i saw #TrixieMotel #DragMeHome and now im dreaming about sconces and patio tiles and hanging out w @orvillepeck thanks a lot @trixiemattel

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

Had a dream I was dating @trixiemattel we're having a good time and she leans in and whispers "honey, you know I love ya but you need to take care of your skin" and I laughed and said "I know" but I WOKE UP before I could ask for her dreambeing advice for taking care of my skin🥴

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

@katya_zamo mentioning terrifier 2 not once but TWICE on bald and the beautiful?? Yessss 🤩 thank u for boosting the bizarre and beautiful insanity that is Art the Clown

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

“You’re the Brett michael’s school of triangles!”

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

⁦@CUE_Cards⁩

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

It’s 4th of July, don’t forget to leave a case of bud light out so Kid Rock can shoot your house into Swiss cheese💥 🇺🇸

[mi @exmachinaes]

him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life
me:

[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

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[marzi (they/them)📺🧜‍♀️🦂 @gustoplum]

A sequel to Nope where the creature is in the shape of an iceberg circa 1912