geeb

you will eat less than you desire and more than you deserve

[geeb @gusturn]

The cops would find an excuse to frisk a man this fresh

[ً sofia ꕤ @lacyspov]

don’t you remember when you came into a mosque during Ramadan and started attacking Muslims that were peacefully praying in 2023 for ur own pleasure? because I do. https://t.co/yF0QVkccFc

[courtney @elliottsmjth]

hey don’t bend over and spank the messenger

[Raf @AspiringTrapper]

How about you stop eating po boys with the low boys and come eat some broccoli and beef with the commander in chief

[geeb @gusturn]

negative pizza slice

[geeb @gusturn]

a walkable city would cure me of everything

[geeb @gusturn]

jelly toast got an underrated mouthfeel

[bort @tacobort]

No law against showing up to a restaurant just sticky as fuck

[bigsock @biggersocks]

me off the edible

[2 star yelp review @2StarYelp]

Tax return: $2,600

Me at the $2,600 store: ill take one

[lyssa sue @pineconeinmyass]

many of you will agree

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

yea i got that dog in me

[geeb @gusturn]

a fed dog don’t beg

[geeb @gusturn]

hope your yule is tide asf this year

[geeb @gusturn]

that ain’t kanye

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

the dog in me